Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
But the rumours of war did not cease, and in order to avoid a new and
dangerous motion, the Prime Minister distributed eighty thousand acres
of forests in Nigritia among the Deputies, and had fourteen Socialists
arrested. Hippolyte Cérès went gloomily about the lobbies, confiding to
the Deputies of his group that he was endeavouring to induce the
Cabinet to adopt a pacific policy, and that he still hoped to succeed.
Day by day the sinister rumours grew in volume, and penetrating amongst
the public, spread uneasiness and disquiet. Paul Visire himself began
to take alarm. What disturbed him most were the silence and absence of
the Minister of Foreign Affairs. Crombile no longer came to the
meetings of the Cabinet. Rising at five o’clock in the morning, he
worked eighteen hours at his desk, and at last fell exhausted into his
waste-paper basket, from whence the registrars removed him, together
with the papers which they were going to sell to the military attachés
of the neighbouring Empire.
General Débonnaire believed that a campaign was imminent, and prepared
for it. Far from fearing war, he prayed for it, and confided his
generous hopes to Baroness Bildermann, who informed the neighbouring
nation, which, acting on her information, proceeded to a rapid
mobilization.
The Minister of Finance unintentionally precipitated events. At the
moment, he was speculating for a fall, and in order to bring about a
panic on the Stock Exchange, he spread the rumour that war was now
inevitable. The neighbouring Empire, deceived by this action, and
expecting to see its territory invaded, mobilized its troops in all
haste. The terrified Chamber overthrew the Visire ministry by an
enormous majority (814 votes to 7, with 28 abstentions). It was too
late. The very day of this fall the neighbouring and hostile nation
recalled its ambassador and flung eight millions of men into Madame
Cérès’ country. War became universal, and the whole world was drowned
in a torrent of blood.
THE ZENITH OF PENGUIN CIVILIZATION
Half a century after the events we have just related, Madame Cérès died
surrounded with respect and veneration, in the eighty-ninth year of her
age. She had long been the widow of a statesman whose name she bore
with dignity. Her modest and quiet funeral was followed by the orphans
of the parish and the sisters of the Sacred Compassion.
The deceased left all her property to the Charity of St. Orberosia.
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