Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
“Alas!” sighed M. Monnoyer, a canon of St. Maël, as he received the
pious legacy, “it was high time for a generous benefactor to come to
the relief of our necessities. Rich and poor, learned and ignorant are
turning away from us. And when we try to lead back these misguided
souls, neither threats nor promises, neither gentleness nor violence,
nor anything else is now successful. The Penguin clergy pine in
desolation; our country priests, reduced to following the humblest of
trades, are shoeless, and compelled to live upon such scraps as they
can pick up. In our ruined churches the rain of heaven falls upon the
faithful, and during the holy offices they can hear the noise of stones
falling from the arches. The tower of the cathedral is tottering and
will soon fall. St. Orberosia is forgotten by the Penguins, her
devotion abandoned, and her sanctuary deserted. On her shrine, bereft
of its gold and precious stones, the spider silently weaves her web.”
Hearing these lamentations, Pierre Mille, who at the age of
ninety-eight years had lost nothing of his intellectual and moral
power, asked, the canon if he did not think that St. Orberosia would
one day rise out of this wrongful oblivion.
“I hardly dare to hope so,” sighed M. Monnoyer.
“It is a pity!” answered Pierre Mille. “Orberosia is a charming figure
and her legend is a beautiful one. I discovered the other day by the
merest chance, one of her most delightful miracles, the miracle of Jean
Violle. Would you like to hear it, M. Monnoyer?”
“I should be very pleased, M. Mille.”
“Here it is, then, just as I found it in a fifteenth-century manuscript
“Cécile, the wife of Nicolas Gaubert, a jeweller on the Pont-au-Change,
after having led an honest and chaste life for many years, and being
now past her prime, became infatuated with Jean Violle, the Countess de
Maubec’s page, who lived at the Hôtel du Paon on the Place de Grève. He
was not yet eighteen years old, and his face and figure were
attractive. Not being able to conquer her passion, Cécile resolved to
satisfy it. She attracted the page to her house, loaded him with
caresses, supplied him with sweetmeats and finally did as she wished
with him.
“Now one day, as they were together in the jeweller’s bed, Master
Nicholas came home sooner than he was expected. He found the bolt
drawn, and heard his wife on the other side of the door exclaiming, ‘My
heart! my angel! my love!’ Then suspecting that she was shut up with a
gallant, he struck great blows upon the door and began to shout ‘Slut!
hussy! wanton! open so that I may cut off your nose and ears!’ In this
peril, the jeweller’s wife besought St. Orberosia, and vowed her a
large candle if she helped her and the little page, who was dying of
fear beside the bed, out of their difficulty.
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