Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
“The saint heard the prayer. She immediately changed Jean Violle into a
girl. Seeing this, Cécile was completely reassured, and began to call
out to her husband: ‘Oh! you brutal villain, you jealous wretch! Speak
gently if you want the door to be opened.’ And scolding in this way,
she ran to the wardrobe and took out of it an old hood, a pair of
stays, and a long grey petticoat, in which she hastily wrapped the
transformed page. Then when this was done, ‘Catherine, dear Catherine,’
said she, loudly, ‘open the door for your uncle; he is more fool than
knave, and won’t do you any harm.’ The boy who had become a girl,
obeyed. Master Nicholas entered the room and found in it a young maid
whom he did not know, and his wife in bed. ‘Big booby,’ said the latter
to him, ‘don’t stand gaping at what you see, just as I had come to bed
because had a stomach ache, I received a visit from Catherine, the
daughter of my sister Jeanne de Palaiseau, with whom we quarrelled
fifteen years ago. Kiss your niece. She is well worth the trouble.’ The
jeweller gave Violle a hug, and from that moment wanted nothing so much
as to be alone with her a moment, so that he might embrace her as much
as he liked. For this reason he led her without any delay down to the
kitchen, under the pretext of giving her some walnuts and wine, and he
was no sooner there with her than he began to caress her very
affectionately. He would not have stopped at that if St. Orberosia had
not inspired his good wife with the idea of seeing what he was about.
She found him with the pretended niece sitting on his knee. She called
him a debauched creature, boxed his ears, and forced him to beg her
pardon. The next day Violle resumed his previous form.”
Having heard this story the venerable Canon Monnoyer thanked Pierre
Mille for having told it, and, taking up his pen, began to write out a
list of horses that would win at the next race meeting. For he was a
book-maker’s clerk.
In the mean time Penguinia gloried in its wealth. Those who produced
the things necessary for life, wanted them; those who did not produce
them had more than enough. “But these,” as a member of the Institute
said, “are necessary economic fatalities.” The great Penguin people had
no longer either traditions, intellectual culture, or arts. The
progress of civilisation manifested itself among them by murderous
industry, infamous speculation, and hideous luxury. Its capital
assumed, as did all the great cities of the time, a cosmopolitan and
financial character. An immense and regular ugliness reigned within it.
The country enjoyed perfect tranquillity. It had reached its zenith.
BOOK VIII. FUTURE TIMES
THE ENDLESS HISTORY
Alca is becoming Americanised.—_M. Daniset_.
And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the
inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the
ground.—_Genesis xix_. 25
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