Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
“By setting bounds to their fields. That is the origin of all
government. Your penguins, O Master, are performing the most august of
functions. Throughout the ages their work will be consecrated by
lawyers, and magistrates will confirm it.”
Whilst the monk, Bulloch, was pronouncing these words a big penguin
with a fair skin and red hair went down into the valley carrying a
trunk of a tree upon his shoulder. He went up to a little penguin who
was watering his vegetables in the heat of the sun, and shouted to him:
“Your field is mine!”
And having delivered himself of this stout utterance he brought down
his club on the head of the little penguin, who fell dead upon the
field that his own hands had tilled.
At this sight the holy Maël shuddered through his whole body and poured
forth a flood of tears.
And in a voice stifled by horror and fear he addressed this prayer to
heaven:
“O Lord, my God, O thou who didst receive young Abel’s sacrifices, thou
who didst curse Cain, avenge, O Lord, this innocent penguin sacrificed
upon his own field and make the murderer feel the weight of thy arm. Is
there a more odious crime, is there a graver offence against thy
justice, O Lord, than this murder and this robbery?”
“Take care, father,” said Bulloch gently, “that what you call murder
and robbery may not really be war and conquest, those sacred
foundations of empires, those sources of all human virtues and all
human greatness. Reflect, above all, that in blaming the big penguin
you are attacking property in its origin and in its source. I shall
have no trouble in showing you how. To till the land is one thing, to
possess it is another, and these two things must not be confused; as
regards ownership the right of the first occupier is uncertain and
badly founded. The right of conquest, on the other hand, rests on more
solid foundations. It is the only right that receives respect since it
is the only one that makes itself respected. The sole and proud origin
of property is force. It is born and preserved by force. In that it is
august and yields only to a greater force. This is why it is correct to
say that he who possesses is noble. And that big red man, when he
knocked down a labourer to get possession of his field, founded at that
moment a very noble house upon this earth. I congratulate him upon it.”
Having thus spoken, Bulloch approached the big penguin, who was leaning
upon his club as he stood in the blood-stained furrow:
“Lord Greatauk, dreaded Prince,” said he, bowing to the ground, “I come
to pay you the homage due to the founder of legitimate power and
hereditary wealth. The skull of the vile Penguin you have overthrown
will, buried in your field, attest for ever the sacred rights of your
posterity over this soil that you have ennobled. Blessed be your sons
and your sons’ sons! They shall be Greatauks, Dukes of Skull, and they
shall rule over this island of Alca.”
Then raising his voice and turning towards the holy Maël:
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