Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
One of them, Draco the Great, attained great renown as a man of war. He
was defeated more frequently than the others. It is by this constancy
in defeat that great captains are recognized. In twenty years he burned
down more than a hundred thousand hamlets, market towns, unwalled
towns, villages, walled towns, cities, and universities. He set fire
impartially to his enemies’ territory and to his own domains. And he
used to explain his conduct by saying:
“War without fire is like tripe without mustard: it is an insipid
thing.”
His justice was rigorous. When the peasants whom he made prisoners were
unable to raise the money for their ransoms he had them hanged from a
tree, and if any unhappy woman came to plead for her destitute husband
he dragged her by the hair at his horse’s tail. He lived like a soldier
without effeminacy. It is satisfactory to relate that his manner of
life was pure. Not only did he not allow his kingdom to decline from
its hereditary glory, but, even in his reverses he valiantly supported
the honour of the Penguin people.
Draco the Great caused the relics of St. Orberosia to be transferred to
Alca.
The body of the blessed saint had been buried in a grotto on the Coast
of Shadows at the end of a scented heath. The first pilgrims who went
to visit it were the boys and girls from the neighbouring villages.
They used to go there in the evening, by preference in couples, as if
their pious desires naturally sought satisfaction in darkness and
solitude. They worshipped the saint with a fervent and discreet worship
whose mystery they seemed jealously to guard, for they did not like to
publish too openly the experiences they felt. But they were heard to
murmur one to another words of love, delight, and rapture with which
they mingled the name of Orberosia. Some would sigh that there they
forgot the world; others would say that they came out of the grotto in
peace and calm; the young girls among them used to recall to each other
the joy with which they had been filled in it.
Such were the marvels that the virgin of Alca performed in the morning
of her glorious eternity; they had the sweetness and indefiniteness of
the dawn. Soon the mystery of the grotto spread like a perfume
throughout the land; it was a ground of joy and edification for pious
souls, and corrupt men endeavoured, though in vain, by falsehood and
calumny, to divert the faithful from the springs of grace that flowed
from the saint’s tomb. The Church took measures so that these graces
should not remain reserved for a few children, but should be diffused
throughout all Penguin Christianity. Monks took up their quarters in
the grotto, they built a monastery, a chapel, and a hostelry on the
coast, and pilgrims began to flock thither.
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