Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
For six months they had closely invested the monastery, when, on the
day of the Epiphany, a shepherd of the valley showed them a hidden path
by which they climbed the mountain, penetrated into the vaults of the
abbey, ran through the cloisters, the kitchens, the church, the chapter
halls, the library, the laundry, the cells, the refectories, and the
dormitories, and burned the buildings, killing and violating without
distinction of age or sex. The Penguins, awakened unexpectedly, ran to
arms, but in the darkness and alarm they struck at one another, whilst
the Porpoises with blows of their axes disputed the sacred vessels, the
censers, the candlesticks, dalmatics, reliquaries, golden crosses, and
precious stones.
The air was filled with an acrid odour of burnt flesh. Groans and
death-cries arose in the midst of the flames, and on the edges of the
crumbling roofs monks ran in thousands like ants, and fell into the
valley. Yet Johannes Talpa kept on writing his Chronicle. The soldiers
of Crucha retreated speedily and filled up all the issues from the
monastery with pieces of rock so as to shut up the Porpoises in the
burning buildings. And to crush the enemy beneath the ruin they
employed the trunks of old oaks as battering-rams. The burning timbers
fell in with a noise like thunder and the lofty arches of the naves
crumbled beneath the shock of these giant trees when moved by six
hundred men together. Soon there was left nothing of the rich and
extensive abbey but the cell of Johannes Talpa, which, by a marvellous
chance, hung from the ruin of a smoking gable. The old chronicler still
kept writing.
This admirable intensity of thought may seem excessive in the case of
an annalist who applies himself to relate the events of his own time.
However abstracted and detached we may be from surrounding things, we
nevertheless resent their influence. I have consulted the original
manuscript of Johannes Talpa in the National Library, where it is
preserved (_Monumenta Peng_., _K_. _L_6., 12390 _four_). It is a
parchment manuscript of 628 leaves. The writing is extremely confused,
the letters instead of being in a straight line, stray in all
directions and are mingled together in great disorder, or, more
correctly speaking, in absolute confusion. They are so badly formed
that for the most part it is impossible not merely to say what they
are, but even to distinguish them from the splashes of ink with which
they are plentifully interspersed. Those inestimable pages bear witness
in this way to the troubles amid which they were written. To read them
is difficult. On the other hand, the monk of Beargarden’s style shows
no trace of emotion. The tone of the “Gesta Penguinorum” never departs
from simplicity. The narration is rapid and of a conciseness that
sometimes approaches dryness. The reflections are rare and, as a rule,
judicious.
V. THE ARTS: THE PRIMITIVES OF PENGUIN PAINTING
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