Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
Ægidius Aucupis, the Erasmus of the Penguins, was not mistaken; his age
was an age of free inquiry. But that great man mistook the elegances of
the humanists for softness of manners, and he did not foresee the
effects that the awaking of intelligence would have amongst the
Penguins. It brought about the religious Reformation; Catholics
massacred Protestants and Protestants massacred Catholics. Such were
the first results of liberty of thought. The Catholics prevailed in
Penguinia. But the spirit of inquiry had penetrated among them without
their knowing it. They joined reason to faith, and claimed that
religion had been divested of the superstitious practices that
dishonoured it, just as in later days the booths that the cobblers,
hucksters, and dealers in old clothes had built against the walls of
the cathedrals were cleared away. The word, legend, which at first
indicated what the faithful ought to read, soon suggested the idea of
pious fables and childish tales.
The saints had to suffer from this state of mind. An obscure canon
called Princeteau, a very austere and crabbed man, designated so great
a number of them as not worthy of having their days observed, that he
was surnamed the exposer of the saints. He did not think, for instance,
that if St. Margaret’s prayer were applied as a poultice to a woman in
travail that the pains of childbirth would be softened.
Even the venerable patron saint of Penguinia did not escape his rigid
criticism. This is what he says of her in his “Antiquities of Alca”:
“Nothing is more uncertain than the history, or even the existence, of
St. Orberosia. An ancient anonymous annalist, a monk of Dombes, relates
that a woman called Orberosia was possessed by the devil in a cavern
where, even down to his own days, the little boys and girls of the
village used to play at a sort of game representing the devil and the
fair Orberosia. He adds that this woman became the concubine of a
horrible dragon, who ravaged the country. Such a statement is hardly
credible, but the history of Orberosia, as it has since been related,
seems hardly more worthy of belief. The life of that saint by the Abbot
Simplicissimus is three hundred years later than the pretended events
which it relates and that author shows himself excessively credulous
and devoid of all critical faculty.”
Suspicion attacked even the supernatural origin of the Penguins. The
historian Ovidius Capito went so far as to deny the miracle of their
transformation. He thus begins his “Annals of Penguinia”:
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