Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
“It is from here that consignments are forwarded,” said Cornemuse. “I
have obtained from the government a railway through the Wood and a
station at my door. Every three days I fill a truck with my own
products. You see that the Republic has not killed all beliefs.”
Agaric made a last effort to engage the wise distiller in his
enterprise. He pointed him to a prompt, certain, dazzling success.
“Don’t you wish to share in it?” he added. “Don’t you wish to bring
back your king from exile?”
“Exile is pleasant to men of good will,” answered the monk of Conils.
“If you are guided by me, my dear Brother Agaric, you will give up your
project for the present. For my own part I have no illusions. Whether
or not I belong to your party, if you lose, I shall have to pay like
you.”
Father Agaric took leave of his friend and went back satisfied to his
school. “Cornemuse,” thought he, “not being able to prevent the plot,
would like to make it succeed and he will give money.” Agaric was not
deceived. Such, indeed, was the solidarity among priests and monks that
the acts of a single one bound them all. That was at once both their
strength and their weakness.
II. PRINCE CRUCHO
Agaric resolved to proceed without delay to Prince Crucho, who honoured
him with his familiarity. In the dusk of the evening he went out of his
school by the side door, disguised as a cattle merchant and took
passage on board the St. Maël.
The next day he landed in Porpoisea, for it was at Chitterlings Castle
on this hospitable soil that Crucho ate the bitter bread of exile.
Agaric met the Prince on the road driving in a motor-car with two young
ladies at the rate of a hundred miles an hour. When the monk saw him he
shook his red umbrella and the prince stopped his car.
“Is it you, Agaric? Get in! There are already three of us, but we can
make room for you. You can take one of these young ladies on your
knee.”
The pious Agaric got in.
“What news, worthy father?” asked the young prince.
“Great news,” answered Agaric. “Can I speak?”
“You can. I have nothing secret from these two ladies.”
“Sire, Penguinia claims you. You will not be deaf to her call.”
Agaric described the state of feeling and outlined a vast plot.
“On my first signal,” said he, “all your partisans will rise at once.
With cross in hand and habits girded up, your venerable clergy will
lead the armed crowd into Formose’s palace. We shall carry terror and
death among your enemies. For a reward of our efforts we only ask of
you, Sire, that you will not render them useless. We entreat you to
come and seat yourself on the throne that we shall prepare.”
The prince returned a simple answer:
“I shall enter Alca on a green horse.”
Agaric declared that he accepted this manly response. Although,
contrary to his custom, he had a lady on his knee, he adjured the young
prince, with a sublime loftiness of soul, to be faithful to his royal
duties.
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