Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
“Sire,” he cried, with tears in his eyes, “you will live to remember
the day on which you have been restored from exile, given back to your
people, reestablished on the throne of your ancestors by the hands of
your monks, and crowned by them with the august crest of the Dragon.
King Crucho, may you equal the glory of your ancestor Draco the Great!”
The young prince threw himself with emotion on his restorer and
attempted to embrace him, but he was prevented from reaching him by the
girth of the two ladies, so tightly packed were they all in that
historic carriage.
“Worthy father,” said he, “I would like all Penguinia to witness this
embrace.”
“It would be a cheering spectacle,” said Agaric.
In the mean time the motor-car rushed like a tornado through hamlets
and villages, crushing hens, geese, turkeys, ducks, guinea-fowls, cats,
dogs, pigs, children, labourers, and women beneath its insatiable
tyres. And the pious Agaric turned over his great designs in his mind.
His voice, coming from behind one of the ladies, expressed this
thought:
“We must have money, a great deal of money.”
“That is your business,” answered the prince.
But already the park gates were opening to the formidable motor-car.
The dinner was sumptuous. They toasted the Dragon’s crest. Everybody
knows that a closed goblet is a sign of sovereignty; so Prince Crucho
and Princess Gudrune, his wife, drank out of goblets that were
covered-over like ciboriums. The prince had his filled several times
with the wines of Penguinia, both white and red.
Crucho had received a truly princely education, and he excelled in
motoring, but was not ignorant of history either. He was said to be
well versed in the antiquities and famous deeds of his family; and,
indeed, he gave a notable proof of his knowledge in this respect. As
they were speaking of the various remarkable peculiarities that had
been noticed in famous women.
“It is perfectly true,” said he, “that Queen Crucha, whose name I bear,
had the mark of a little monkey’s head upon her body.”
During the evening Agaric had a decisive interview with three of the
prince’s oldest councillors. It was decided to ask for funds from
Crucho’s father-in-law, as he was anxious to have a king for
son-in-law, from several Jewish ladies, who were impatient to become
ennobled, and, finally, from the Prince Regent of the Porpoises, who
had promised his aid to the Draconides, thinking that by Crucho’s
restoration he would weaken the Penguins, the hereditary enemies of his
people. The three old councillors divided among themselves the three
chief offices of the Court, those of Chamberlain, Seneschal, and High
Steward, and authorised the monk to distribute the other places to the
prince’s best advantage.
“Devotion has to be rewarded,” said the three old councillors.
“And treachery also,” said Agaric.
“It is but too true,” replied one of them, the Marquis of Sevenwounds,
who had experience of revolutions.
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