Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Middle West -- Fiction
Mr. Kinosling looked pleasantly at his fingers as he spoke, waving his
hand in a curving gesture which brought it into the light of a window
faintly illumined from the interior of the house. Then he passed those
graceful fingers over his hair, and turned toward Penrod, who was
perched upon the railing in a dark corner.
“The evening is touched with a slight coolness,” said Mr. Kinosling.
“Perhaps I may request the little gentleman----”
“B'gr-r-RUFF!” coughed Mr. Schofield. “You'd better change your mind
about a cigar.”
“No, I thank you. I was about to request the lit----”
“DO try one,” Margaret urged. “I'm sure papa's are nice ones. Do
try----”
“No, I thank you. I remarked a slight coolness in the air, and my hat is
in the hallway. I was about to request----”
“I'll get it for you,” said Penrod suddenly.
“If you will be so good,” said Mr. Kinosling. “It is a black bowler hat,
little gentleman, and placed upon a table in the hall.”
“I know where it is.” Penrod entered the door, and a feeling of relief,
mutually experienced, carried from one to another of his three relatives
their interchanged congratulations that he had recovered his sanity.
“'The day is done, and the darkness,'” began Mr. Kinosling--and recited
that poem entire. He followed it with “The Children's Hour,” and after a
pause, at the close, to allow his listeners time for a little reflection
upon his rendition, he passed his handagain over his head, and called,
in the direction of the doorway:
“I believe I will take my hat now, little gentleman.”
“Here it is,” said Penrod, unexpectedly climbing over the porch railing,
in the other direction. His mother and father and Margaret had supposed
him to be standing in the hallway out of deference, and because he
thought it tactful not to interrupt the recitations. All of them
remembered, later, that this supposed thoughtfulness on his part struck
them as unnatural.
“Very good, little gentleman!” said Mr. Kinosling, and being somewhat
chilled, placed the hat firmly upon his head, pulling it down as far
as it would go. It had a pleasant warmth, which he noticed at once. The
next instant, he noticed something else, a peculiar sensation of the
scalp--a sensation which he was quite unable to define. He lifted his
hand to take the hat off, and entered upon a strange experience: his hat
seemed to have decided to remain where it was.
“Do you like Tennyson as much as Longfellow, Mr. Kinosling?” inquired
Margaret.
“I--ah--I cannot say,” he returned absently. “I--ah--each has his
own--ugh! flavour and savour, each his--ah--ah----”
Struck by a strangeness in his tone, she peered at him curiously through
the dusk. His outlines were indistinct, but she made out that his arms
were, uplifted in a singular gesture. He seemed to be wrenching at his
head.
“Is--is anything the matter?” she asked anxiously. “Mr. Kinosling, are
you ill?”
“Not at--ugh!--all,” he replied, in the same odd tone. “I--ah--I
believe--UGH!”
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