Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Middle West -- Fiction
He dropped his hands from his hat, and rose. His manner was
slightly agitated. “I fear I may have taken a trifling--ah--cold.
I should--ah--perhaps be--ah--better at home. I will--ah--say
good-night.”
At the steps, he instinctively lifted his hand to remove his hat,
but did not do so, and, saying “Goodnight,” again in a frigid voice,
departed with visible stiffness from that house, to return no more.
“Well, of all----!” cried Mrs. Schofield, astounded. “What was the
matter? He just went--like that!” She made a flurried gesture. “In
heaven's name, Margaret, what DID you say to him?”
“_I_!” exclaimed Margaret indignantly. “Nothing! He just WENT!”
“Why, he didn't even take off his hat when he said good-night!” said
Mrs. Schofield.
Margaret, who had crossed to the doorway, caught the ghost of a whisper
behind her, where stood Penrod.
“YOU BET HE DIDN'T!”
He knew not that he was overheard.
A frightful suspicion flashed through Margaret's mind--a suspicion that
Mr. Kinosling's hat would have to be either boiled off or shaved off.
With growing horror she recalled Penrod's long absence when he went to
bring the hat.
“Penrod,” she cried, “let me see your hands!”
She had toiled at those hands herself late that afternoon, nearly
scalding her own, but at last achieving a lily purity.
“Let me see your hands!”
She seized them.
Again they were tarred!
CHAPTER XXVI THE QUIET AFTERNOON
Perhaps middle-aged people might discern Nature's real intentions in the
matter of pain if they would examine a boy's punishments and sorrows,
for he prolongs neither beyond their actual duration. With a boy,
trouble must be of Homeric dimensions to last overnight. To him, every
next day is really a new day. Thus, Penrod woke, next morning, with
neither the unspared rod, nor Mr. Kinosling in his mind. Tar, itself,
so far as his consideration of it went, might have been an undiscovered
substance. His mood was cheerful and mercantile; some process having
worked mysteriously within him, during the night, to the result that
his first waking thought was of profits connected with the sale of old
iron--or perhaps a ragman had passed the house, just before he woke.
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