Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Middle West -- Fiction
“Not Swinburne,” said Mr. Kinosling chastely. “No.”
That concluded all the remarks about Swinburne.
Miss Beam retired in confusion behind another lady; and somehow there
became diffused an impression that Miss Beam was erotic.
“I do not observe your manly little son,” Mr. Kinosling addressed his
hostess.
“He's out playing in the yard,” Mrs. Bassett returned. “I heard his
voice just now, I think.”
“Everywhere I hear wonderful report of him,” said Mr. Kinosling. “I
may say that I understand boys, and I feel that he is a rare, a fine, a
pure, a lofty spirit. I say spirit, for spirit is the word I hear spoken
of him.”
A chorus of enthusiastic approbation affirmed the accuracy of this
proclamation, and Mrs. Bassett flushed with pleasure. Georgie's
spiritual perfection was demonstrated by instances of it, related by
the visitors; his piety was cited, and wonderful things he had said were
quoted.
“Not all boys are pure, of fine spirit, of high mind,” said Mr.
Kinosling, and continued with true feeling: “You have a neighbour, dear
Mrs. Bassett, whose household I indeed really feel it quite impossible
to visit until such time when better, firmer, stronger handed, more
determined discipline shall prevail. I find Mr. and Mrs. Schofield and
their daughter charming----”
Three or four ladies said “Oh!” and spoke a name simultaneously. It was
as if they had said, “Oh, the bubonic plague!”
“Oh! Penrod Schofield!”
“Georgie does not play with him,” said Mrs. Bassett quickly--“that
is, he avoids him as much as he can without hurting Penrod's feelings.
Georgie is very sensitive to giving pain. I suppose a mother should not
tell these things, and I know people who talk about their own children
are dreadful bores, but it was only last Thursday night that Georgie
looked up in my face so sweetly, after he had said his prayers and his
little cheeks flushed, as he said: 'Mamma, I think it would be right for
me to go more with Penrod. I think it would make him a better boy.'”
A sibilance went about the room. “Sweet! How sweet! The sweet little
soul! Ah, SWEET!”
“And that very afternoon,” continued Mrs. Bassett, “he had come home in
a dreadful state. Penrod had thrown tar all over him.”
“Your son has a forgiving spirit!” said Mr. Kinosling with vehemence. “A
too forgiving spirit, perhaps.” He set down his glass. “No more, I thank
you. No more cake, I thank you. Was it not Cardinal Newman who said----”
He was interrupted by the sounds of an altercation just outside the
closed blinds of the window nearest him.
“Let him pick his tree!” It was the voice of Samuel Williams. “Didn't we
come over here to give him one of his own trees? Give him a fair show,
can't you?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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