Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Middle West -- Fiction
“The little lads!” Mr. Kinosling smiled. “They have their games, their
outdoor sports, their pastimes. The young muscles are toughening. The
sun will not harm them. They grow; they expand; they learn. They learn
fair play, honour, courtesy, from one another, as pebbles grow round
in the brook. They learn more from themselves than from us. They take
shape, form, outline. Let them.”
“Mr. Kinosling!” Another spinster--undeterred by what had happened
to Miss Beam--leaned fair forward, her face shining and ardent. “Mr.
Kinosling, there's a question I DO wish to ask you.”
“My dear Miss Cosslit,” Mr. Kinosling responded, again waving his hand
and watching it, “I am entirely at your disposal.”
“WAS Joan of Arc,” she asked fervently, “inspired by spirits?”
He smiled indulgently. “Yes--and no,” he said. “One must give both
answers. One must give the answer, yes; one must give the answer, no.”
“Oh, THANK you!” said Miss Cosslit, blushing.
“She's one of my great enthusiasms, you know.”
“And I have a question, too,” urged Mrs. Lora Rewbush, after a moment's
hasty concentration. “'I've never been able to settle it for myself, but
NOW----”
“Yes?” said Mr. Kinosling encouragingly.
“Is--ah--is--oh, yes: Is Sanskrit a more difficult language than
Spanish, Mr. Kinosling?”
“It depends upon the student,” replied the oracle smiling. “One must not
look for linguists everywhere. In my own especial case--if one may cite
one's self as an example--I found no great, no insurmountable difficulty
in mastering, in conquering either.”
“And may _I_ ask one?” ventured Mrs. Bassett. “Do you think it is right
to wear egrets?”
“There are marks of quality, of caste, of social distinction,” Mr.
Kinosling began, “which must be permitted, allowed, though perhaps
regulated. Social distinction, one observes, almost invariably
implies spiritual distinction as well. Distinction of circumstances
is accompanied by mental distinction. Distinction is hereditary; it
descends from father to son, and if there is one thing more true
than 'Like father, like son,' it is--” he bowed gallantly to Mrs.
Bassett--“it is, 'Like mother, like son.' What these good ladies have
said this afternoon of YOUR----”
This was the fatal instant. There smote upon all ears the voice of
Georgie, painfully shrill and penetrating--fraught with protest and
protracted, strain. His plain words consisted of the newly sanctioned
and disinfected curse with a big H.
With an ejaculation of horror, Mrs. Bassett sprang to the window and
threw open the blinds.
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