Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Middle West -- Fiction
Proceeding homeward through the deepening twilight as rapidly as
possible, at a gait half skip and half canter, Penrod made up his mind
in what manner he would account for his long delay, and, as he drew
nearer, rehearsed in words the opening passage of his defence.
“Now see here,” he determined to begin; “I do not wished to be blamed
for things I couldn't help, nor any other boy. I was going along the
street by a cottage and a lady put her head out of the window and said
her husband was drunk and whipping her and her little girl, and she
asked me wouldn't I come in and help hold him. So I went in and tried to
get hold of this drunken lady's husband where he was whipping their baby
daughter, but he wouldn't pay any attention, and I TOLD her I ought to
be getting home, but she kep' on askin' me to stay----”
At this point he reached the corner of his own yard, where a coincidence
not only checked the rehearsal of his eloquence but happily obviated all
occasion for it. A cab from the station drew up in front of the gate,
and there descended a troubled lady in black and a fragile little girl
about three. Mrs. Schofield rushed from the house and enfolded both in
hospitable arms.
They were Penrod's Aunt Clara and cousin, also Clara, from Dayton,
Illinois, and in the flurry of their arrival everybody forgot to put
Penrod to the question. It is doubtful, however, if he felt any relief;
there may have been even a slight, unconscious disappointment not
altogether dissimilar to that of an actor deprived of a good part.
In the course of some really necessary preparations for dinner he
stepped from the bathroom into the pink-and-white bedchamber of his
sister, and addressed her rather thickly through a towel.
“When'd mamma find out Aunt Clara and Cousin Clara were coming?”
“Not till she saw them from the window. She just happened to look out
as they drove up. Aunt Clara telegraphed this morning, but it wasn't
delivered.”
“How long they goin' to stay?”
“I don't know.”
Penrod ceased to rub his shining face, and thoughtfully tossed the towel
through the bathroom door. “Uncle John won't try to make 'em come
back home, I guess, will he?” (Uncle John was Aunt Clara's husband, a
successful manufacturer of stoves, and his lifelong regret was that he
had not entered the Baptist ministry.) “He'll let 'em stay here quietly,
won't he?”
“What ARE you talking about?” demanded Margaret, turning from her
mirror. “Uncle John sent them here. Why shouldn't he let them stay?”
Penrod looked crestfallen. “Then he hasn't taken to drink?”
“Certainly not!” She emphasized the denial with a pretty peal of soprano
laughter.
“Then why,” asked her brother gloomily, “why did Aunt Clara look so
worried when she got here?”
“Good gracious! Don't people worry about anything except somebody's
drinking? Where did you get such an idea?”
“Well,” he persisted, “you don't KNOW it ain't that.”
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