Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Middle West -- Fiction
The next afternoon, Mr. Schofield, returning at five o'clock from the
cares of the day, found the house deserted, and sat down to read his
evening paper in what appeared to be an uninhabited apartment known to
its own world as the “drawing-room.” A sneeze, unexpected both to him
and the owner, informed him of the presence of another person.
“Where are you, Penrod?” the parent asked, looking about.
“Here,” said Penrod meekly.
Stooping, Mr. Schofield discovered his son squatting under the piano,
near an open window--his wistful Duke lying beside him.
“What are you doing there?”
“Me?”
“Why under the piano?”
“Well,” the boy returned, with grave sweetness, “I was just kind of
sitting here--thinking.”
“All right.” Mr. Schofield, rather touched, returned to the digestion of
a murder, his back once more to the piano; and Penrod silently drew
from beneath his jacket (where he had slipped it simultaneously with
the sneeze) a paper-backed volume entitled: “Slimsy, the Sioux City
Squealer, or, 'Not Guilty, Your Honor.'”
In this manner the reading-club continued in peace, absorbed, contented,
the world well forgot--until a sudden, violently irritated slam-bang of
the front door startled the members; and Mrs. Schofield burst into the
room and threw herself into a chair, moaning.
“What's the matter, mamma?” asked her husband laying aside his paper.
“Henry Passloe Schofield,” returned the lady, “I don't know what IS to
be done with that boy; I do NOT!”
“You mean Penrod?”
“Who else could I mean?” She sat up, exasperated, to stare at him.
“Henry Passloe Schofield, you've got to take this matter in your
hands--it's beyond me!”
“Well, what has he----”
“Last night I got to thinking,” she began rapidly, “about what Clara
told us--thank Heaven she and Margaret and little Clara have gone to tea
at Cousin Charlotte's!--but they'll be home soon--about what she said
about Miss Spence----”
“You mean about Penrod's being a comfort?”
“Yes, and I kept thinking and thinking and thinking about it till I
couldn't stand it any----”
“By GEORGE!” shouted Mr. Schofield startlingly, stooping to look
under the piano. A statement that he had suddenly remembered his son's
presence would be lacking in accuracy, for the highly sensitized Penrod
was, in fact, no longer present. No more was Duke, his faithful dog.
“What's the matter?”
“Nothing,” he returned, striding to the open window and looking out. “Go
on.”
“Oh,” she moaned, “it must be kept from Clara--and I'll never hold up my
head again if John Farry ever hears of it!”
“Hears of WHAT?”
“Well, I just couldn't stand it, I got so curious; and I thought of
course if Miss Spence HAD become a little unbalanced it was my duty to
know it, as Penrod's mother and she his teacher; so I thought I would
just call on her at her apartment after school and have a chat and see
and I did and--oh----”
“Well?”
“I've just come from there, and she told me--she told me! Oh, I've NEVER
known anything like this!”
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