Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Middle West -- Fiction
“Ask him if he don't want some,” Penrod whispered urgently. “Quit
drinkin' it! It's no good any more. Ask him!”
“What for?” demanded the practical Sam.
“Go on and ask him!” whispered Penrod fiercely.
“Say, M'rice!” Sam called, waving the bottle. “Want some?”
“Bring it here!” Mr. Levy requested.
“Come on over and get some,” returned Sam, being prompted.
“I can't. Penrod Schofield's after me.”
“No, I'm not,” said Penrod reassuringly. “I won't touch you, M'rice.
I made up with you yesterday afternoon--don't you remember? You're all
right with me, M'rice.”
Maurice looked undecided. But Penrod had the delectable bottle again,
and tilting it above his lips, affected to let the cool liquid purl
enrichingly into him, while with his right hand he stroked his middle
facade ineffably. Maurice's mouth watered.
“Here!” cried Sam, stirred again by the superb manifestations of his
friend. “Gimme that!”
Penrod brought the bottle down, surprisingly full after so much gusto,
but withheld it from Sam; and the two scuffled for its possession.
Nothing in the world could have so worked upon the desire of the
yearning observer beyond the fence.
“Honest, Penrod--you ain't goin' to touch me if I come in your yard?” he
called. “Honest?”
“Cross my heart!” answered Penrod, holding the bottle away from Sam.
“And we'll let you drink all you want.”
Maurice hastily climbed the fence, and while he was thus occupied Mr.
Samuel Williams received a great enlightenment. With startling rapidity
Penrod, standing just outside the storeroom door, extended his arm
within the room, deposited the licorice water upon the counter of the
drug store, seized in its stead the bottle of smallpox medicine, and
extended it cordially toward the advancing Maurice.
Genius is like that--great, simple, broad strokes!
Dazzled, Mr. Samuel Williams leaned against the wall. He had
the sensations of one who comes suddenly into the presence of a
chef-d'oeuvre. Perhaps his first coherent thought was that almost
universal one on such huge occasions: “Why couldn't _I_ have done that!”
Sam might have been even more dazzled had he guessed that he figured not
altogether as a spectator in the sweeping and magnificent conception of
the new Talleyrand. Sam had no partner for the cotillon. If Maurice
was to be absent from that festivity--as it began to seem he might
be--Penrod needed a male friend to take care of Miss Rennsdale and he
believed he saw his way to compel Mr. Williams to be that male friend.
For this he relied largely upon the prospective conduct of Miss
Rennsdale when he should get the matter before her--he was inclined to
believe she would favour the exchange. As for Talleyrand Penrod himself,
he was going to dance that cotillon with Marjorie Jones!
“You can have all you can drink at one pull, M'rice,” said Penrod
kindly.
“You said I could have all I want!” protested Maurice, reaching for the
bottle.
“No, I didn't,” returned Penrod quickly, holding it away from the eager
hand.
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