Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
“Yes, they will, too,” Penrod said. “They'll get him back for the main
and simple reason we can't stay here all day, can we? And they'd find us
anyhow, if we tried to. There's so many of 'em against just us two, they
can run in and touch him soon as they get up to us--and then HE'LL be
after us again and--”
“Listen here!” Sam interrupted. “Why can't we put some REAL bonds on
him? We could put bonds on his wrists and around his legs--we could put
'em all over him, easy as nothin'. Then we could gag him--”
“No, we can't,” said Penrod. “We can't, for the main and simple reason
we haven't got any rope or anything to make the bonds with, have we? I
wish we had some o' that stuff they give sick people. THEN, I bet they
wouldn't get him back so soon!”
“Sick people?” Sam repeated, not comprehending.
“It makes 'em go to sleep, no matter what you do to 'em,” Penrod
explained. “That's the main and simple reason they can't wake up, and
you can cut off their ole legs--or their arms, or anything you want to.”
“Hoy!” exclaimed Verman, in a serious tone. His laughter ceased
instantly, and he began to utter a protest sufficiently intelligible.
“You needn't worry,” Penrod said gloomily. “We haven't got any o' that
stuff; so we can't do it.”
“Well, we got to do sumpthing,” Sam said.
His comrade agreed, and there was a thoughtful silence; but presently
Penrod's countenance brightened.
“I know!” he exclaimed. “_I_ know what we'll do with him. Why, I thought
of it just as EASY! I can most always think of things like that, for the
main and simple reason--well, I thought of it just as soon--”
“Well, what is it?” Sam demanded crossly. Penrod's reiteration of his
new-found phrase, “for the main and simple reason”, had been growing
more and more irksome to his friend all day, though Sam was not
definitely aware that the phrase was the cause of his annoyance. “WHAT
are we goin' to do with him, you know so much?”
Penrod rose and peered over the tops of the bushes, shading his eyes
with his hand, a gesture that was unnecessary but had a good appearance.
He looked all round about him in this manner, finally vouchsafing a
report to the impatient Sam.
“No enemies in sight--just for the main and simple reason I expect
they're all in the alley and in Georgie Bassett's backyard.”
“I bet they're not!” Sam said scornfully, his irritation much increased.
“How do YOU know so much about it?”
“Just for the main and simple reason,” Penrod replied, with dignified
finality.
And at that, Sam felt a powerful impulse to do violence upon the person
of his comrade-in-arms. The emotion that prompted this impulse was so
primitive and straightforward that it almost resulted in action; but Sam
had a vague sense that he must control it as long as he could.
“Bugs!” he said.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account