Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
The door was flung open, revealing Roddy Bitts, blindfolded and bound,
lying face down upon the floor of the shack; but Maurice had only a
fugitive glimpse of this pathetic figure before he, too, was recumbent.
Four boys flung themselves indignantly upon him and bore him to earth.
“Hi!” he squealed. “What you doin'? Haven't you got any SENSE?”
And, from within the shack, Roddy added his own protest.
“Let me up, can't you?” he cried. “I got to see what's goin' on out
there, haven't I? I guess I'm not goin' to lay here all DAY! What you
think I'm made of?”
“You hush up!” Penrod commanded. “This is a nice biznuss!” he continued,
deeply aggrieved. “What kind of a 'nishiation do you expect this is,
anyhow?”
“Well, here's Maurice Levy gone and seen part of the secrets,” said Sam,
in a voice of equal plaintiveness. “Yes; and I bet he was listenin' out
here, too!”
“Lemme up!” begged Maurice, half stifled. “I didn't do any harm to your
old secrets, did I? Anyways, I just as soon be 'nishiated myself. I
ain't afraid. So if you 'nishiate me, what difference will it make if I
did hear a little?”
Struck with this idea, which seemed reasonable; Penrod obtained silence
from every one except Roddy, and it was decided to allow Maurice to rise
and retire to the front yard. The brother members then withdrew
within the shack, elected Maurice to the fellowship, and completed the
initiation of Mr. Bitts. After that, Maurice was summoned and underwent
the ordeal with fortitude, though the newest brother--still tingling
with his own experiences--helped to make certain parts of the rixual
unprecedentedly severe.
Once endowed with full membership, Maurice and Roddy accepted the
obligations and privileges of the order with enthusiasm. Both interested
themselves immediately in improvements for the shack, and made
excursions to their homes to obtain materials. Roddy returned with a
pair of lensless mother-of-pearl opera-glasses, a contribution that led
to the creation of a new office, called the “warner”. It was his duty
to climb upon the back fence once every fifteen minutes and search the
horizon for intruders or “anybody that hasn't got any biznuss around
here.” This post proved so popular, at first, that it was found
necessary to provide for rotation in office, and to shorten the
interval from fifteen minutes to an indefinite but much briefer period,
determined principally by argument between the incumbent and his
successor.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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