Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
Sam marched--slow-time. In fact, no funeral march has been composed in
a time so slow as to suit this march of Sam's. One might have suspected
that he was in a state of apprehension.
Mr. Williams entered at one door as his son crossed the threshold of the
other, and this encounter was a piteous sight. After one glance at his
father's face, Sam turned desperately, as if to flee outright. But Mrs.
Williams stood in the doorway behind him.
“You come here!” And the father's voice was as terrible as his face.
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO GEORGIE BASSETT?”
“Nothin',” Sam gulped; “nothin' at all.”
“What!”
“We just--we just 'nishiated him.”
Mr. Williams turned abruptly, walked to the fireplace, and there turned
again, facing the wretched Sam. “That's all you did?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Georgie Bassett's mother has just told me over the telephone,” Mr.
Williams said, deliberately, “that you and Penrod Schofield and Roderick
Bitts and Maurice Levy LURED GEORGIE INTO THE CELLAR AND HAD HIM BEATEN
BY NEGROES!”
At this, Sam was able to hold up his head a little and to summon a
rather feeble indignation.
“It ain't so,” he declared. “We didn't any such thing lower him into the
cellar. We weren't goin' NEAR the cellar with him. We never THOUGHT of
goin' down cellar. He went down there himself, first.”
“So! I suppose he was running away from you, poor thing! Trying to
escape from you, wasn't he?”
“He wasn't,” Sam said doggedly. “We weren't chasin' him--or anything at
all.”
“Then why did he go in the cellar?”
“Well, he didn't exactly GO in the cellar,” Sam said reluctantly.
“Well, how did he GET in the cellar, then?”
“He--he fell in,” said Sam.
“HOW did he fall in?”
“Well, the door was open, and--well, he kept walkin' around there, and
we hollered at him to keep away, but just then he kind of--well, the
first _I_ noticed was I couldn't SEE him, and so we went and looked down
the steps, and he was sitting down there on the bottom step and kind of
shouting, and--”
“See here!” Mr. Williams interrupted. “You're going to make a clean
breast of this whole affair and take the consequences. You're going to
tell it and tell it ALL. Do you understand that?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Then you tell me how Georgie Bassett fell down the cellar steps--and
tell me quick!”
“He--he was blindfolded.”
“Aha! NOW we're getting at it. You begin at the beginning and tell me
just what you did to him from the time he got here. Understand?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Go on, then!”
“Well, I'm goin' to,” Sam protested. “We never hurt him at all. He
wasn't even hurt when he fell down cellar. There's a lot of mud down
there, because the cellar door leaks, and--”
“Sam!” Mr. Williams's tone was deadly. “Did you hear me tell you to
begin at the beginning?”
Sam made a great effort and was able to obey.
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