Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
“Pris'ner! Pris'ner! Bonded pris'ner!” shrieked Roddy Bitts, and touched
Penrod and Sam, each in turn, with his sabre. Then, seeing that they
paid no attention and that they were at his mercy, he recalled the fact
that several times, during earlier stages of the game, both of them had
been unnecessarily vigorous in “touching” his own rather plump person.
Therefore, the opportunity being excellent, he raised his weapon again,
and, repeating the words “bonded pris'ner” as ample explanation of his
deed, brought into play the full strength of his good right arm. He used
the flat of the sabre.
WHACK! WHACK! Roddy was perfectly impartial. It was a cold-blooded
performance and even more effective than he anticipated. For one thing,
it ended the civil war instantly. Sam and Penrod leaped to their feet,
shrieking and bloodthirsty, while Maurice Levy capered with joy, Herman
was so overcome that he rolled upon the ground, and Georgie Bassett
remarked virtuously:
“It serves them right for fighting.”
But Roddy Bitts foresaw that something not within the rules of the game
was about to happen.
“Here! You keep away from me!” he quavered, retreating. “I was just
takin' you pris'ners. I guess I had a right to TOUCH you, didn't I?”
Alas! Neither Sam nor Penrod was able to see the matter in that light.
They had retrieved their own weapons, and they advanced upon Roddy with
a purposefulness that seemed horrible to him.
“Here! You keep away from me!” he said, in great alarm. “I'm goin'
home.”
He did go home--but only subsequently. What took place before his
departure had the singular solidity and completeness of systematic
violence; also, it bore the moral beauty of all actions that lead to
peace and friendship, for, when it was over, and the final vocalizations
of Roderick Magsworth Bitts, Junior, were growing faint with increasing
distance, Sam and Penrod had forgotten their differences and felt well
disposed toward each other once more. All their animosity was exhausted,
and they were in a glow of good feeling, though probably they were not
conscious of any direct gratitude to Roddy, whose thoughtful opportunism
was really the cause of this happy result.
CHAPTER II. THE BONDED PRISONER
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