Perfection CityOrpen, Adela E. (Adela Elizabeth Richards)
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Perfection City
Orpen, Adela E. (Adela Elizabeth Richards)
Communal living -- Fiction; Kansas -- Fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
“I wouldn’t keep a dawg roun’ nohow,” said Aunt Ruby eyeing the
delinquent sternly. “I’d mos’ as lief hev a rattlesnake. I shouldn’t
never sleep easy in my bed won’erin’ an’ won’erin’ what the pesky
crittur ’ud do nex’.”
“I know that Diana is very naughty now, but she is only a puppy, and
she’ll get sense by and bye, and it is so nice to have something that is
your own and loves you, and doesn’t care for any body else, you know,”
observed Olive somewhat rashly.
“Wal, I reckon you’ll hev a sight o’ trouble ’long o’ that dawg ’fore
you learn it the rights o’ people, let alone teachin’ it community
idees,” said Aunt Ruby.
“No, you can’t teach a dog communistic notions, thank goodness,”
observed Olive, patting the sinful Diana.
“Reckon you ain’t partic’ler sot on the idees of Perfection City,” said
the old lady, looking at her visitor with bright twinkling eyes. “I
allow there be a p’int or two we’ll hev to consider over agin at
’Sembly. We are gettin’ on too fas’ fur this here prairie folk, they
hain’t got the sense to un’erstan’ all o’ our highest principles. Guess
while there’s Injuns roun’ we hed better jes’ hol’ back a mite ’bout
non-resistance.”
“Oh,” said Olive, who had never given any attention to this point, being
as indifferent as the wives of strong men usually are. “I never heard a
word about Indians. Are there any about?”
“Not as I hearn on special. But there’s Injuns and worse nor Injuns in
the world, an’ I reckon we’d better take that p’int up at ’Sembly and
see if we can’t do su’thin’ to make things a bit straight,” said Aunt
Ruby in language that was vaguely enough expressed to serve in the
highest walks of diplomacy.
“Oh, I dare say,” replied Olive carelessly, “some very excellent reason
could be devised to excuse a departure from any one of the Perfection
City principles, which seem more difficult to manage in practice than on
paper. They are all pretty new, and of course can’t be expected to be as
useful in all the difficult circumstances of life as principles which
have stood the test of time.”
“Dear me, suz!” exclaimed Aunt Ruby admiringly. “How gran’ you kin talk!
Deal sight finer nor Brother Wright. Why don’t you hold forth in
’Sembly? I’d liefer hear you nor any on ’em. I’m jes’ ’bout tired o’
listenin’ to Brother Wright. Lard! how he do love to hear his own voice!
Hens is jes’ like that too, they’ll talk an’ talk till you’re mos’
crazy, an’ they hain’t nothin’ to say, on’y jes’ to cackle an’ hear
themselves talk.”
Olive agreed with Aunt Ruby, but hardly dared to express her opinion in
all its force. Therefore she turned the conversation by inquiring had
she ever heard anything about lynch-law and about its being put into
practice in their neighbourhood?
“Course I hev, an’ hearn o’ hangin’ too.”
“Do Perfection City principles uphold hanging?” asked Olive.
“Guess not,” was the reply.
“No matter if it was for murder?”
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