Perfection CityOrpen, Adela E. (Adela Elizabeth Richards)
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Perfection City
Orpen, Adela E. (Adela Elizabeth Richards)
Communal living -- Fiction; Kansas -- Fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
“Wal, I don’t see as we could ever be called upon to settle that p’int,
’cause no ’Fectionist could ever be a murderer no how,” said Aunt Ruby.
“But suppose an outsider who had shot a man, even if it was not a real
bad murder, came to us for protection, would they help him, do you
think?” asked Olive.
“Wal, I never hearn that debated at the ’Sembly, but I reckon Perfection
City don’t lay out to hide folks as has killed a feller critter. It
don’t ’pear to me as how we was called upon to min’ anyone ’cept our own
selves, an’ we hed best keep clear ’way o’ them sort o’ folks. That’s
pretty nigh my ’pinion, an’ I guess it’s mos’ folks too as hes a mite o’
common sense.”
Olive was fain to confess to herself that in all probability Aunt Ruby
did fairly express the collective opinion of Perfection City. They had
only enough righteousness for themselves, and, like a ship already short
of provisions, could not help another vessel, even though it might be
flying the Union Jack upside down and showing all the other flags of
acute distress recognized in the naval code of signals. Had Aunt Ruby
heard of anything concerning a horse-thief who was supposed to be
somewhere around, inquired Olive with a view to eliciting information,
but she only elicited feminine alarms in overwhelming abundance.
“Do tell! Land o’ liberty! Was there horse-thieves ’bout? What a pity
Brother Ezry an’ Brother Dummy was both gone jes’ now: they might meet
in ’Sembly right away an’ discuss the p’int o’ non-resistance an’ buy
revolvers next time anyone went to Union Mills. Horse-thieves was mos’
as bad as Injuns, an’ if it was lawful an’ right to defen’ yourself
’gainst Injuns as was ign’rant savages as never hed Christian teachin’,
it couldn’t be wrong to look a’ter your hosses as was bought an’ paid
for by ’Fection City money.”
Aunt Ruby was so convinced and loquacious upon this subject and upon the
aspect of the case as presented to her mind by her terrors, that Olive
heartily regretted her question, and began to try and do away with the
effects of it as far as possible. It was only a vague report she
averred, and Olive herself had not the slightest idea that there were
horse-thieves about. Upon the strength of this assurance Aunt Ruby,
somewhat comforted, allowed her attention to be engaged by other topics
of conversation. She was much distressed that she could not persuade her
visitor to stay all the rest of the day and have a real good
soul-satisfying talk, but Olive declared she must go home and see to her
own chickens, an argument that appealed very strongly to Aunt Ruby’s
maternal instincts.
A difficulty arose as to how Diana was to be decently conducted out
through the yard.
“I’d mos’ as soon hev to conten’ with a roarin’ lion as that pup,”
remarked Aunt Ruby as the difficulty presented itself to her mind in an
acute form.
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