England -- Fiction; Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Martians -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
Zesmo was a bit disappointed by the low state of advancement in which
we found the Earthmen. They have no electricity and no self-powered
machines; they depend entirely upon muscle, either their own--which
is far from inconsiderable in proportion to their intellect--or that
of their various slave animals. In some things they display striking
ingenuity, in other remarkable obtusity.
During our several days' stay near the castle of de Long, Zesmo and our
sociologist, Plagu Long Legs, gathered an immense body of data on the
life and characteristics of the Earthmen, which may be found in almost
any public library in more or less condensed form. Therefore I will
avoid going into it here.
So far, we had found no great danger on Earth, and no hint of the
horrors which must forever prohibit exploration of the planet. One day,
however, when I was pursuing an investigation of their socialistic
society in a telepathor conversation with de Long, he happened to
mention that one of the occupations of a good knight was killing
dragons.
"Dragons?" I inquired, recording the word in my notebook.
"Wot ye not what dragons be?" exclaimed de Long, with raised
eyebrows--an expression of mild surprise with the Earthmen. "A dragon
is a huge beast, the greatest on the Earth. From its mouth and
nostrils, it breathes flame and smoke, so that but to approach it is
deadly peril."
"Uh--where do these brutes live?" I wanted to know, somewhat
apprehensively.
"There are not many in Engelond in these latter days, St. George and
many another valiant champion having harried them full sore, slaying
many and putting the fear of God into the rest. But in Ireland and
other lands many remain and are the terror of all men living."
* * * * *
This was a bit of a shock, to say the least. We had expected dangers on
Earth, naturally; but no such fearsome beasts as de Long described. Our
ray guns might prove quite ineffective against these terrible animals.
"Are these the most dangerous creatures on Earth?" I inquired, with
some hesitancy.
De Long leaned back and emitted a series of explosive sounds indicative
of amusement.
"Far from it," he declared. "For though dragons be vasty and terrible,
yet are there other creatures no whit less perilous to mortal men, and
some far more so. We have many fiends of divers sorts even here in
Engelond, some of which are friends to man and hold no malice, but the
most of which are ill-natured and lose no opportunity to do a mischief.
They say that when the rovers came from Noroway in the days of the
good King Aelfred, they brought with them in their long black galleys,
together with many a thirsty spear, the devils and hobgoblins that
were their pagan gods; and that these have stayed after them and are
yet the foes of all true Englishmen."
"We have seen no such creatures," said I doubtfully.
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