Personal Reminiscences in Book Making, and Some Short StoriesBallantyne, R. M. (Robert Michael)
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Personal Reminiscences in Book Making, and Some Short Stories
Ballantyne, R. M. (Robert Michael)
Authorship; Ballantyne, R. M. (Robert Michael), 1825-1894 -- Anecdotes; Short stories
"W'en he said that, Bill, I do assure you, lad, that my experience in
the ring seemed to fly into my knuckles, an' it was as much as ever I
could do to keep my left off his nob and my right out of his
breadbasket. But I restrained myself. If there's one thing I'm proud
of, Bill, it's the wirtue o' self-restraint in the way o' business. I
wheeled about, held up my nose, an' walked off wi' the air of a dook.
You see, I didn't want for to have no more words wi' the gardener,--for
why? because I'd seen all I wanted to see--d'ee see? But there was
one--no, two--things I saw which it was as well I did see."
"An' what was they?" asked Bill.
"Two statters."
"An' what are statters?"
"Man alive I don't ye know? It's them things that they make out o'
stone, an' marable, an' chalk--sometimes men, sometimes women, sometimes
babbies, an' mostly with no clo'es on to speak of--"
"Oh! I know; but _I_ call 'em statoos. Fire away, Dick; what see'd you
about the statoos?"
"Why, I see'd that they wasn't made in the usual way of stone or chalk,
but of iron. I have heerd say that sodgers long ago used to fight in
them sort o' dresses, though I don't believe it myself. Anyhow, there
they was, the two of 'em, one on each side of the winder, that stiff
that they could stand without nobody inside of 'em, an' one of 'em with
a big thing on his shoulder, as if he wor ready to smash somebody over
the head. I thought to myself if you an' me, Bill, had come on 'em
unbeknown like, we'd ha' got such a start as might have caused us to
make a noise. But I hadn't time to think much, for it was just then I
got sight o' the gardener."
"Now my plan is," continued Dick, swigging off his beer, and lowering
his voice to a still more confidential tone, as he looked cautiously
round, "my plan is to hang about here till dark, then take to the
nearest plantation, an' wait till the moon goes down, which will be
about two o'clock i' the mornin'--when it will be about time for us to
go in and win."
"All right," said Bill, who was not loquacious.
But Bill was mistaken, for it was all wrong.
There was indeed no one in the public at that early hour of the day to
overhear the muttered conversation of the plotters, and the box in which
they sat was too remote from the bar to permit of their words being
overheard, but there was a broken pane of glass in a window at their
elbow, with a seat outside immediately below it. Just before the
burglars entered the house they had observed this seat, and noticed that
no one was on it; but they failed to note that a small, sleepy-headed
pot-boy lay at full length underneath it, basking in the sunshine and
meditating on nothing--that is, nothing in particular.
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