"Friends, father?" said Lucius. "Why, of course. I should think so." "You might, perhaps, almost say that we are more like brothers than father and son," pursued Mr. Binney. "I don't know that I should go quite so far as that," said Lucius. "But we always get on very well together, don't we?" "Yes, that is what I meant," said Mr. Binney. "Now I've got an idea, which may be a little unusual." ("Not at all," murmured Lucius politely.) "But I hope you'll fall in with it. At least when I say, I hope, it doesn't matter a fig whether you do or not. I'm not going to be dictated to by my son, though he has been to a public school and I haven't. Who sent him there?" "Why, you did, of course, father," said Lucius. "I don't want to dictate to you. What is your idea? That I shall go into the business when I come down from Cambridge?" "That you'll do, of course," said Mr. Binney. "I hope you know on which side your bread's buttered, and who buttered it for you. No, my idea is about myself. I have worked very hard until now, but I haven't had the time for self-improvement that I should have liked. Now, what I propose to do is to take three years holiday off business and go up to Cambridge with you in October. What do you think of that?" What Lucius thought of it might have been accurately gathered from the length of his face. All power of speech seemed to have left him. He could only sit with open mouth staring at his father, and this demeanour instantly set up the comb of that peppery little bantam. "Well, well, what have you got to say? Why don't you speak?" he cried, with some heat. Suddenly Lucius lay back in his chair, and gave vent to a loud, but entirely mirthless, peal of laughter. "That's a good joke, father," he said. "Gad! you _are_ a ripper. Won't the fellows laugh when I tell 'em?" This behaviour seemed to have a very ill effect on the circulation of Mr. Binney's blood, which flew into his head to such an extent that his face got as red as a tomato. "What do you mean, sir?" he cried angrily. "It isn't a joke at all. Why should the fellows laugh, I should like to know? I tell you what it is, sir, you're ashamed of your father, you ungrateful young snob. Where would you have been, I should like to know, if I hadn't made my fortune and sacrificed myself to give you a good education? Sweeping a shop, I dare say, or a clerk on ten shillings a week. That's what you would have been, my fine fellow, and a good deal too good for you, too, you idle young----" "Steady on, father," interposed Lucius, now quite serious again. "I'm not ashamed of you, you know that quite well--there's nothing to be ashamed of--but I didn't think you could mean it, really. You can't mean it, you know, why it's ridic--it's out of the question." "_Why_ is it out of the question, sir?" asked Mr. Binney. "_Why_ is it out of the question?" "Well," said Lucius, "look what a precious pair of fools we shall look."