Peter Ruff and the Double FourOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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Peter Ruff and the Double Four
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Adventure stories; Detective and mystery stories; Secret societies -- Fiction
with self-satisfaction, and possessed only at a certain period in their
lives by young ladies of her age. It was almost the air of the cat in
whose interior reposes the missing canary, except that in this instance
the canary obviously existed in the person of the young man who sat at
her side, introduced formally to the household for the first time. That
young man’s name was--at the moment--Mr. Spencer Fitzgerald.
It seems idle to attempt any description of a person who, in the past,
had secured a certain amount of fame under a varying personality; and
who, in the future, was to become more than ever notorious under a far
less aristocratic pseudonym than that by which he was at present known
to the inhabitants of Daisy Villa. There are photographs of him in New
York and Paris, St. Petersburg and Chicago, Vienna and Cape Town, but
there are no two pictures which present to the casual observer the
slightest likeness to one another. To allude to him by the name under
which he had won some part, at least, of the affections of Miss Maud
Barnes, Mr. Spencer Fitzgerald, as he sat there, a suitor on probation
for her hand, was a young man of modest and genteel appearance. He wore
a blue serge suit--a little underdressed for the occasion, perhaps; but
his tie and collar were neat; his gold-rimmed spectacles--if a little
disapproved of by Maud on account of the air of steadiness which they
imparted--suggested excellent son-in-lawlike qualities to Mr. and Mrs.
Barnes. He had the promise of a fair moustache, but his complexion
generally was colourless. His features, except for a certain regularity,
were undistinguished. His speech was modest and correct. His manner
varied with his company. To-night it had been pronounced, by excellent
judges--genteel.
The conversation consisted--naturally enough, under the
circumstances--of a course of subtle and judicious pumping, tactfully
prompted, for the most part, by Mrs. Barnes. Such, for instance, as the
following:
“Talking about Marie Corelli’s new book reminds me, Mr. Fitzgerald--your
occupation is connected with books, is it not?” his prospective
mother-in-law enquired, artlessly.
Mr. Fitzgerald bowed assent.
“I am cashier at Howell & Wilson’s in Cheapside,” he said. “We sell
a great many books there--as many, I should think, as any retail
establishment in London.”
“Indeed!” Mrs. Barnes purred. “Very interesting work, I am sure. So nice
and intellectual, too; for, of course, you must be looking inside them
sometimes.”
“I know the place well,” Mr. Adolphus Barnes, Junior, announced
condescendingly,--“pass it every day on my way to lunch.”
“So much nicer,” Mrs. Barnes continued, “than any of the ordinary
businesses--grocery or drapery, or anything of that sort.”
Miss Maud elevated her eyebrows slightly. Was it likely that she would
have looked with eyes of favour upon a young man engaged in any of these
inferior occupations?
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