Phemie Frost's ExperiencesStephens, Ann S. (Ann Sophia)
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Phemie Frost's Experiences
Stephens, Ann S. (Ann Sophia)
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He whispered something more, but I could not hear distinctly; for just
then a waiter came in with a candle in his hand. Says he, "The gas works
are blown up, and all Murray Hill, and more too, is in total darkness."
Then there was a burst of voices; everybody laughed and everybody had
something to say, which no one listened to.
"Bring candles," Cousin Dempster sung out.
"But the candlesticks--we have not got one in the house," says his wife.
Then everybody laughed, and Cousin Dempster laughed loudest of all.
"Find something," says he, "for we must have light."
The waiter, says he, "Yes, sir, we'll do our best," and out he went.
By and by he comes back, and all the rest of the waiters with him. Every
one had a stone beer bottle in each hand, from which a tall white candle
rose like a steeple to a church. There was not a smile on their faces.
City waiters are never expected to smile, but each man set his two
bottles down on the table, and drew back.
Dempster burst out laughing; the rest burst out too; some giggled, some
choked, some pealed out the fun that was in them like wedding bells.
Everybody laughed except me and an elegant young gentleman, with blue
eyes and a soft beard, that sat next me. He stared in my face, and I
would have stared in his, only I couldn't bring myself to look in his
eyes.
Oh, sisters, it was dreadful! I had got into that young girl's place and
she was in mine, and a teinty bit of court-plaster that I had put on the
corner of my mouth, where the skin had been a trifle rubbed, was
sticking right on the plumpest part of his under lip.
Oh, sisters! I thought that I should have died with shame.
He looked from me to the young lady, and she looked at him. I looked
first at one, then at the other, from under my drooping lashes.
She smiled, she touched her lip with one finger; he touched his, the
mite of court-plaster stuck on his finger. Then she began to laugh, and
so did he; the chairs shook under them. They made no noise, and the
redness of their faces was lost in the shadow cast by the beer-bottles
to every one but me.
Cousin Dempster was busy trying to crowd an extra candle into one of the
wine-bottles that had just been emptied, while he sat before the chair I
ought to have been sitting in.
"We must have a little more elegance at this end of the table," says he.
"Wax candles and champagne bottles for this lady."
He stooped down, expecting me to answer him; when he saw _her_ face all
glowing with blushes.
"Ah!" says he, laughing, "we have got a little mixed here, Cousin Frost.
It will never answer to come between man and wife in this fashion,
especially when they have been only three weeks married. Supposing we
change round again?"
I arose--she arose--we exchanged glances, then exchanged seats.
The lights from these beer bottles were numerous, but not brilliant.
Under the shadows we concealed the emotions which disturbed us.
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