Philosophy 4: A Story of Harvard UniversityWister, Owen
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Philosophy 4: A Story of Harvard University
Wister, Owen
College stories; Harvard University -- Fiction
“It’s false,” said Billy, at once.
Bertie did not grasp his thought.
“Her hair,” said Billy. And certainly it was an unusual-looking
arrangement.
Presently, as they sat near a parlor organ in the presence of earnest
family portraits, Bertie made a new poem for Billy,--
“Said Aristotle unto Plato,
‘Have another sweet potato? ’”
And Billy responded,--
“Said Plato unto Aristotle,
‘Thank you, I prefer the bottle.’”
“In here, are you?” said their beaming host at the door. “Now, I think
you’d find my department of the premises cosier, so to speak.” He
nudged Bertie. “Do you boys guess it’s too early in the season for a
silver-fizz?”
We must not wholly forget Oscar in Cambridge. During the afternoon he
had not failed in his punctuality; two more neat witnesses to this lay
on the door-mat beneath the letter-slit of Billy’s room, And at the
appointed hour after dinner a third joined them, making five. John found
these cards when he came home to go to bed, and picked them up and stuck
them ornamentally in Billy’s looking-glass, as a greeting when Billy
should return, The eight o’clock visit was the last that Oscar paid
to the locked door, He remained through the evening in his own room,
studious, contented, unventilated, indulging in his thick notes, and
also in the thought of Billy’s and Bertie’s eleventh-hour scholarship,
“Even with another day,” he told himself, “those young men could not
have got fifty per cent,” In those times this was the passing mark.
To-day I believe you get an A, or a B, or some other letter denoting
your rank. In due time Oscar turned out his gas and got into his bed;
and the clocks of Massachusetts struck midnight.
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