“I am much mistaken if they don’t comment on it as well,” said her
father. “Poor Apthomas! he alone sat glum and mute while everyone around
him was convulsed.”
“I hope that Mr. Courtland will not feel hurt at what has occurred,”
said Phyllis doubtfully.
“Mr. Courtland? Who is Mr. Courtland? What has Mr. Courtland to say to
the matter? What business is it of his, I should like to know.”
“Well, considering that he was the original subject of the questions,
though I must confess that he didn’t remain long so, I don’t think it
altogether unreasonable to wonder what he will think about the whole
episode,” remarked Phyllis.
“Ah, you always do take an original view of such incidents,” said
her father indulgently. “It is so like a woman to try and drag poor
Courtland into the business. You ought to know better than to fancy
that any interest attaches to the original subject of a question in the
House. You’ll be suggesting next that some credit should be given to the
youths who pass brilliant examinations in things, and that all should
not be absorbed by their grinders.”
“I’m not so silly as that, papa,” said she. “No; but Mr.
Courtland----Ah, never mind.”
He did not mind.
It so happened, however, that several of the newspapers which commented
on the questions and counter-questions the next day introduced the name
of Mr. Herbert Courtland and his explorations; though, of course, most
attention was directed to what Mr. Ayrton’s party called the brilliant,
and the other party the flippant, methods of Mr. Ayrton. His reference
to the New Guinea pig some thought a trifle too personal to be in
good taste, but if politicians refrained from personalities and
were punctilious in matters of taste, what chance would they have of
“scoring,” and where would the caricaturists be? The reputation of a
politician is steadily built up nowadays, not by consistency, certainly;
not by brilliant rhetoric; not even by the unscrupulous exercise of
a faculty for organizing impromptu “scenes,” but by the wearing of a
necktie, or a boot, or a waistcoat that is susceptible of caricature.
A very ordinary young man has before now been lifted into fame by the
twists of his mustache, and another of less than mediocre ability has
been prevented from sinking in the flood of forgetfulness by the kindly
efforts of a caricaturist who supported him by a simple lock on his
scalp. Thus it was that Mr. Apthomas found himself famous before a week
had passed, through the circumstance of being represented in the leading
journal of caricature as a guinea pig, flying, with the spoil of bubble
boards of directors under his arm, from the attack of a number of
quaint-looking mammals wearing collars inscribed “ACCURACY,” “CORRECT
BALANCE SHEETS,” “LEGITIMATE SPECULATIONS,” and other phrases that
suggested the need for the old guinea pig to give way to a new breed.
Underneath the picture was printed a portion of the counter-question of
Mr.
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