Country life -- Juvenile fiction; Fathers and sons -- Juvenile fiction; Grandfathers -- Juvenile fiction
“Well, ef they did quarrel--now mind ye, I ain’t a-sayin’ wuther they
did or wuther they didn’t--but ef they _did_ quarrel, it was a quarrel
wuth lis’nin’ to, I can tell ye that. I knowed yer pa; knowed ’im
like a book; worked right alongside of ’im many a day. Best-natered,
best-hearted, best-mannered young feller I ever see in all _my_ life.
But”--impressively--“he wouldn’t never let no one set on ’im. W’en he
sot out to do a thing he done it wuther or no. An’ w’en he got ’is
dander up--well, my gracious! You seen he was a chip o’ the ol’ block
then, sure. An’ yer gran’pap! Well, you know yer gran’pap perty nigh as
well as I do, an’ you know ’at w’at he ain’t capable uv in the way o’
well-digested contrariness ain’t wuth mentionin’. ’Member the dressin’
down he give ’Squire Biddlecomb las’ spring over that breechy cow o’
his’n?”
Gabriel stopped for a moment to chuckle in delighted remembrance over
the incident to which he had referred. Then he continued:--
“So, ez I say, ef they did quarrel, it must ’a’ be’n a rip-staver. An’,
ez ol’ Isra’l Pidgin use to say, ‘It takes longer fer a win’fall to
grow up with new timber ’an it does to heal up a family quarrel.’”
Gabriel never tired of quoting Israel Pidgin; but, when asked about
this oracle, the facts he was able to give were very meagre. “An ol’
feller I use to know up in York state” was usually all the information
that could be obtained. There were those, however, who did not hesitate
to declare that the supposed sage was wholly a creature of Gabriel’s
imagination.
“Heard anything about the new railroad?” he asked, changing the subject
abruptly, and digging violently into the bottom and sides of a hill
from which he had already thrown out all the potatoes. “Say they’re
a-comin’ right down acrost the farm an’ out through the gap to the
river.”
Dannie knew that it was useless to question Gabriel further about his
father, and he turned away disappointed and vexed.
“No,” he replied impatiently, “I don’t know anything about the new
railroad, an’ I don’t know as I care.”
“Well,” continued Gabriel, leaning contemplatively on the handle of his
hoe, “ef Abner Pickett gits what it’s wuth to a railroad to run through
that gap, he can afford to wear a starched shirt onct in a w’ile on a
Sunday.”
“Gran’pap wears the kind o’ shirts that suits him,” replied Dannie,
indignantly, “an’ it’s nobody’s business but his own.”
“Of course! Of course!” chuckled Gabriel. “As ol’ Isra’l Pidgin use to
say, ‘Blood’s thicker’n water; an’ ye can’t thin it by stirrin’ of it
up.’”
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