Pictures and Problems from London Police CourtsHolmes, Thomas
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Pictures and Problems from London Police Courts
Holmes, Thomas
Crime -- England -- London; Poor -- England -- London
On Monday morning I was round again early, taking with me some hot
rolls, boiled ham, coffee and butter--in fact, a decent breakfast. I
put a clean cloth on the table, a handful of flowers in a vase, saw
everything ready, and went outside and watched for him, but did not let
him see me. He was soon there, and I have always had a strong belief
that he hurried home for a row, for he had not relished his three
months. Knowing the man, I had no doubt that he would soon set to work
on the breakfast. I had put some tobacco and a pipe ready for him. I
waited for the breakfast and pipe to have its effect, and then went in.
There sat my lord, monarch of all he surveyed, blowing clouds, with
his legs comfortably stretched. He did not seem pleased to see me, and
wanted to know what I was after. I told him that I knew he would be
discharged that morning, and thought I would like to come round and see
him. Might I have a pipe with him? He pushed the tobacco towards me,
and I lit up.
The poor drudge, his wife, and his little elfish child did not know
what to think of us as we sat there smoking in silence. The fact was,
I found myself in a difficulty, for I did not know how much his wife
or child had told him about the new home and breakfast. But the brute,
having been fed, I ventured at last: ‘What a nice clean little place
you have got here!’ He looked round complacently, and said: ‘The
showing-up I gave her before the magistrate has done her a lot of good.
You should have seen it before!’ I did not know whether to smite him
or laugh. He was a big fellow, so I held my peace, for he evidently
thought his home, breakfast, etc., were the earnings of his wife. As
he clearly counted it to her for righteousness, I played the hypocrite
a bit, and to this day the fellow believes it was all his poor wife’s
doings, though he takes some credit to himself for showing her up.
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