Pictures and Problems from London Police CourtsHolmes, Thomas
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Pictures and Problems from London Police Courts
Holmes, Thomas
Crime -- England -- London; Poor -- England -- London
In church a steep gallery in one corner on the left-hand side of the
door downstairs was reserved for us, there being the usual gallery
for the congregation upstairs. Here in front of us, a little oak desk
before him, and a white rod about 12 feet long and 1 inch in diameter
beside him, sat the master for two mortal hours. I fancy I can see
him now--a tall man, with spectacles, collar and stock, sitting bolt
upright, grasping with one hand his white pole and with the other his
Prayer-Book. Always intent on his devotions, he nevertheless seemed
to have half a dozen eyes; for though we were rude enough to call him
‘Four eyes’ (behind his back), we really had reason to believe him
possessed of a much larger number. For with his white pole he could
reach every boy on the gallery, and though he never struck us with
it, he did worse, for he prodded us. When he saw any boy inattentive,
sleeping, or in mischief, he would put down his books, make a rest of
his left hand, and prod with his right. It was not pleasant--in fact,
it hurt very much--when one received in quick succession several prods
on the chest or in the ribs, where they generally got home. I used
to get into mischief on that gallery on which I sat four hours every
Sunday for many years. But I got afraid of the long pole, with the cane
to follow on the Monday. So I determined to be a good boy.
If boys did not buy their Bibles, Prayer-Books, and hymn-books, they
had to go without them excepting in school. There were no penny ones in
those days, and I wish there were none now. A Prayer-Book cost sixpence
at the lowest, and we used to pay the master a halfpenny a time, which
he duly placed to our credit. When a boy had paid his last halfpenny,
he became the proud owner of a new black and shining Prayer-Book,
and he thought something of it. Proudly and promptly his name was
written in it, coupled with a warning to thieves; neatly was it covered
in brown paper or calico; jealously was it guarded and treasured,
for it had cost something: it had been worked for, hoped for, and
waited for. Things had for nothing are lightly esteemed; the value of
anything equals its cost. Nothing is more sad--I think I ought to say
disgusting--than to see the way in which at all Sunday-schools (church
or chapel) the hymn-books, Prayer-Books, and Bibles are used. Cheap and
nasty in their printing and paper, shoddy altogether in the putting
together, which cannot be called binding, they cost nothing, they are
worth nothing, they are valued at nothing, and the dust-heap becomes
the receptacle of the bulk of them.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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