Pilgrimages to the Spas in Pursuit of Health and Recreation: With an inquiry into the comparative merits of different mineral waters: the maladies to which they are applicable, and those in which they are injurious — John Shaqi
Pilgrimages to the Spas in Pursuit of Health and Recreation: With an inquiry into the comparative merits of different mineral waters: the maladies to which they are applicable, and those in which they are injuriousJohnson, James
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Pilgrimages to the Spas in Pursuit of Health and Recreation: With an inquiry into the comparative merits of different mineral waters: the maladies to which they are applicable, and those in which they are injurious
Johnson, James
Balneology; Health resorts; Mineral waters
STARLING,” says the old man, “by the riddles which it has got by rote
and is always propounding—the ROOK by its hoarse croak—and the MAGPIE,
by the burthen of its chatter, being the birth, parentage, and education
of its grandmother.” They set out for the forest, and soon found the
three birds, perched on the branch of an oak, chattering and chanting the
ditties which they had been taught in the chateau. I have only room for
the magpie’s theme—
“Ma grand-mêre etait une pie,
Qui pondait des œufs d’ou sortaient des pies.
Et si elle n’etait pas morte,
Elle serait encore en vie.”[11]
The young gentlemen soon secured the pet birds, and returned with them
to the castle. But what a change presented itself to their horrified
senses! The chateau was gray with moss—the hall deprived of its mirrors
and lustres, and only exhibiting naked walls! In three niches, sate
three withered, tawny, toothless hags, with wine and fruit before them,
on three small tables! They instantly rose, and stretched out their
wrinkled, yellow, and skinny arms to embrace their lovers, while they
mumbled and snivelled, from mouths and noses, their nauseous welcomes,
and most loving assurances of eternal attachment and fidelity! To add
to the mortification of the bridegrooms, the three pet birds joined
their mistresses in such a chorus of squallings, croakings, and
catterwaullings, that the young men were obliged to stop their ears to
keep out the infernal din! Meanwhile the withered witches led their
paramours to the tables, and presented them refreshments, for which they
had little stomach. Each, however, took a glass of exquisite wine, which
they had scarcely swallowed, when they fell into a state of complete
insensibility! When they awoke, which was not till mid-day, they found
themselves lying among prickly bushes at the foot of a tall rock, worn
into furrows by the storms and rains, their limbs so cold and stiff that
they had the greatest difficulty in retracing their steps! While dragging
their weary limbs along, they were saluted from every projecting rock
by the old hags—and from every branch of tree by the chatterings and
croakings of the cursed pet birds! On clearing the valley, the young
gentlemen made a vow never again to pay attention to the allurements of
female beauty, when proffered on the “voluntary system” of the nymphs of
WESPERTHAL.
MORAL.
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