Earth (Planet) -- Fiction; Life on other planets -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space travelers -- Fiction
Ricardo gave her hand a squeeze. This was Earth. This was home. This
was Carla, glorious in bolero jacket and snowy boots.
At nine o’clock the vidar announcer appeared and said, “And
now, Rafflex Exterminator, the exterminator that terminates,
presents its long-awaited ninety-minute superspectacular in tri-di
triple-color--_Life on Liguria!_ See the famous authentic
_shlastric_ festival, learn how the seductive _loofahs_
select their mates, thrill to the excitement and danger of a
_kifs_-hunt in the deadly _snree-achian_ jungle, all brought
to you by courtesy of Rafflex Exterminator, the ex--”
“Come on, honey,” said Ricardo, getting to his feet. “Let’s take a
walk. Will you excuse us, Mrs. Baker?”
Mrs. Baker was so deeply engrossed in the vidar that he had to repeat
the question twice.
Outside, the night was warm--Carla lived almost a thousand miles
south of the spaceport--and the moon was as large and mellow as a
lump of unsalted butter. It looked dangerously huge and close to
Ricardo, accustomed as he was to the four swift and tiny satellites of
Lri-gTu-riANa. But the poplars whispered in the soft breeze and the
grass of the lawn was crisply tender beneath his feet. Carla kissed
him--sideways, Liguria-style again--and then said with a sigh, “That’s
what I love about you most, Ricci. You’re so courtly and polite. Asking
mother if we could take a walk! I don’t even mind your having had a
_loofa_ on Liguria.”
“What makes you think I had a _loofa_?” he asked.
“Silly! Doesn’t everyone?” she countered. “When in Rome....”
“As a matter of fact, there wasn’t much choice,” he told her.
He was glad, in a way, that she had accepted the fact that his years on
Lri-gTu-riANa had not been celibate. Yet her easy acquiescence bothered
him a little. It seemed--un-Earthlike. It would have been more in
character if she had given him hell. It would have been more flattering
to his ego. In her casual acceptance of a biological frailty, she
seemed almost like a _fraislie_.
No one who had not lived on the planet could ever really understand its
society. Not that the natives weren’t surprisingly human. In sober fact
they came as close to being human as any race could without actually
belonging to the same species. But their society had developed along
more temperate lines. After all, Lri-gTu-riANa was a milder planet than
Earth.
There were no sex crimes on Lri-gTu-riANa, because there was no sexual
repression. Mating had been reduced to a mere social pleasure--almost
as casually accepted as the custom of shaking hands on Earth. The only
thing outlawed on Lri-gTu-riANa was ugliness in any shape or form. That
hatred of ugliness had been the most difficult factor for the Earth
visitors to adjust to. No matter how useful anything was, no matter how
sorely needed--if it was ugly, it was out--O-U-T, _out_!
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