Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders — John Shaqi
Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
One day I had to go by the tavern and I see Mick Murphy tilted back in
his chair, hat over eyes, thumbs in suspenders; big neck busting his
shirt open, big legs busting through the pants' legs, big feet busting
through the ends of his curved-up shoes, and a week's growth of
pig-bristles busting out of his red face. Mick was the bold bully of the
rough crowd--fellers from twenty to twenty-five. He worked till he got
money enough to buy whisky, then he got drunk and licked somebody.
The course of such lads is pretty regular. Mick was about a year from
robbing hen-roosts. Next to hen-roosts comes holding up the lone farmer.
Then the gang gets brash entirely, two or three are killed, and the rest
land in the pen. You wouldn't believe hardly what kiddish minds these
ignorant, hulking brutes have sometimes, nor how, sometimes, they come
to the front, big, bigger than life-size. A painter wouldn't waste a
minute putting down Mick Murphy as a thing of beauty. Little bits of
eyes, near hid with whisky bloat; big puffy lips, stained with tobacco
juice till they looked like the blood was coming through; dirty-handed,
dirty-clothed, and dirty-mouthed--yah! And still--well, when I remember
how that bulldozer went up a burning flight of stairs, tore a burning
door off with them big dirty hands, and brought a little girl down
through a wallow of flames, taking the coat off his back to wrap around
her, and how the pride of the man come out when the mother stumbled
toward him, calling on God to reward him, and he straightened under the
pain and said, "Ah, that's all right, ledy! 'F your ol' man'll stand a
drink an' a new shirt we'll call it square." The son-of-a-gun never left
his bed for six weeks--why, he was broiled all down one side--why, when
I remember that, I can't call up such a disgust for old Mick.
As I said, I see Mick Murphy leaning back in his chair at the tavern. Of
course, he had a word to say about me and Miss Hitty. Now, the bare
sight of Mick used to make the hair stand up on the back of my neck and
growls boil inside of me. I just naturally disliked that man. So I
sassed him plenty. He got mad and threatened to slap my face. I sassed
him more, and he _did_ slap my face. In one twenty-fifth of a second I
caught him on his rum-bouquet and sent him plumb off his feet--not bad
for a sixteen-year-old, when you consider the other party was an
accomplished rough-houser. Yes, sir, he went right down, clean, more
from the quickness than the stuff behind the blow, as I hadn't anywheres
near grew into my strength yet. The tavern crowd set up a roar, and then
jumped to interfere, for Mick he roared, too, and made to pull me apart.
The onlookers wouldn't stand for it. They weren't such high-toned gents,
but a contest between a leggy kid and a powerful man looked too far off
the level.
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