Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
Here it come. Something that looked like the Atlantic up-ended loomed
over the bows. The wind struck me flat on my back, in one grand crash of
snapping wood, roaring water, thunder, and the fall of the pillars of
the world. The ocean swept over me, yet I rose high in the air. I felt
that the _Matilda_ was turning a back somersault. The rope nearly cut me
in half. Just when my lungs were pumping so I couldn't hold my breath a
heart-beat longer, the wind suddenly cut over my face. Man! It hit like
a fire-engine stream! I turned and swallowed some of it before we went
down into the deep again. After that, it was plain disorderly conduct.
Part of the time I was playing at home, a little boy again, and part of
the time I was having a hard time trying to sleep in strange lands. But
the next thing I can swear to is that the moon was shining, and the
_Matilda_ jumping like a horse. In spite of the aches and pains all over
me, I just lay still for a minute and let it soak in that I was still on
board this pretty good old world. Next, I thought of Mary and the rest
of them and scrambled to my feet. I was dizzy--a three-inch cut across
the top of my head gave reason enough for that, let alone the rest of
the racket--and one eye was swelled shut. Otherwise, barring a sprained
arm, a raw circle around me where the rope cut, a black-and-blue spot
the size of a ham on my right leg, and all the skin off my knuckles, I
was the same person.
Saxton got himself up. We stared at each other.
"Hello!" says he.
"Hello!" says I.
"Well, what the devil are you doing alive?" he says. He meant it, too.
It seemed to astonish him greatly. This made me mad.
"Well, I guess I have a right to," I says. At this we both laughed very
hard. So hard I couldn't stop, till he grabbed me by the arm.
"Mary!" he says.
We both tried to cast our moorings. The knots were jammed beyond fingers
and teeth. He took out a knife and we cut loose. On the way to the hatch
we come across Jesse sitting up straight, staring out to sea. He put his
hand to his head and put it down again, looking at his fingers. What he
found so interesting in the fingers I don't know, but he couldn't take
his eyes off of them.
"Hurt, Jesse?" we asked him.
He turned a face like a child's to us. "My," he says, "wasn't it wet!"
"Come on!" says Sax; "he's all right!"
We pulled the scuttle off by main strength.
"Mary!" we called. "Mary!"
"Yes!" she answered. The relief was so sweet my knees weakened. She came
to the stair and looked up. Durned if the old lantern wasn't burning.
That knocked me. I remembered lighting that lantern several hundred
years ago, and here it was, still burning!
"Are you hurt?" said Saxton.
"Not--no, not much," she answered. "But nearly dead from fright--is it
over?"
"All over, thank God!" says Sax. "We only caught the edge of it, or--
The moon is shining now. There's a heavy sea still, but that's harmless
if the boat isn't strained--do you want us to stay with you?"
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