Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders — John Shaqi
Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"Ah, Youth!" says Mr. Belknap, with a look at Mary, and an explaining,
indulgent smile at me. "How heartening it is to see its readiness, its
resource in the untried years! Rejoice in your youth and strength, my
young friend!--as for me--" he stopped and looked so grave he near
fooled me again. "I am worn down so I barely believe in hope. My poor,
commonplace ambitions, my dull idea of duty puts me out of the pale of
friendship entirely--I have nothing pleasant to offer my friend."
"Oh, no! Mr. Belknap!" says Mary. "How can you speak like that? With
your great work--how can you call it dull? I'm sure it is a high
privilege to be listed with your friends!"
I felt a chill go over me--the whole business was tricky, stagy; of a
piece with the highfalutin talk. Belknap was no old man, not a day over
forty, and powerful as a bull, by the look of him, yet the tone of his
voice, the air he threw around it, made him the sole and lonely survivor
of a great misfortune, without a helping hand at time of need.
I felt mad and disgusted with Mary for being taken in. I had yet to
learn that even the best of women are easy worked through the medium of
making 'em feel they are the support of a big man. They'll take his word
for his size, and swallow almost anything for the fun of supporting him.
Saxton made the great mistake of admitting his foolishnesses to be
foolish, and swearing at 'em; he should have sadly regretted them as
accidents. A woman has to learn a heap before she can appreciate a
thoroughly honest man. There is a poetry in being honest, but like some
kinds of music, it takes a highly educated person to enjoy it. Sing to
the girls in a sweet and melancholy voice about a flower from your angel
mother's grave, and most of 'em will forget you never contributed a cent
to the angel mother's support--and it ain't that they like honesty the
less, but romance the more, as the feller said about Julius Cæsar. But
when a woman like Mary does get her bearings she has 'em for keeps.
Now Sax was a durned sight more romantic really than this black-coated
play-actor, but he would insist on stripping things to the bones, and
the sight of the skeleton--good, honest, flyaway man frame that it
was--scart Mary.
It came across me bitter that she looked at Brother Belknap the way she
did. I got up.
"I must go," I says.
"Why, Will! won't you stay to supper? I thought you surely would."
"No," I says, "I've got another friend here it's time to remember--I'll
take supper with Arthur Saxton."
Mary looked very confused and bothered. Belknap shot his eyes from her
to me and back again, learning all he could from our faces. And in a
twinkle I knew that he was the cause, through lies or some kind of
devilry, of the coolness between Mary and Arthur Saxton.
The blood went to the top of my head.
"Good-by, Mr. Belknap," I says, "we'll meet again."
"I most certainly hope so," says he, bowing and smiling most polite.
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