Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
I didn't know what to do. If I went after him, it was likely I'd miss
him; if I waited, he mightn't be around again for days.
"What ailed him, Pede?" I asked.
"That is that which I am not to know," says Pedro. "He cuss and swear
mos' fiercily. He also es-strike one stranger _hombre_ who has been here
making conversation with the workers. _Si_, he strike heem verree
strong, so that the stranger does not know anything for one hour. He
also say he will to shoot that stranger if he put the foot on thees
groun' again. The men that are there make protestation and Señor Holton
say, 'You are fools.' And Pepe, the large one, say, 'I am not a fool,'
and Señor Holton say, 'No--you are a jackass,' and Pepe say, 'You have
abused us much.' I am astonish to hear that, for of all men I have seen
none is so kind to the people as Señor Holton; and I am moved to say,
'Pepe, you lie!' He thereupon strike me at the nose, as you see. I
say,'Pepe, you may strike my nose, but that does not make you not a
liar--a liar is what you are.' And Señor Holton say, 'Mind them not,
Pedro, you are an honest man; but now I shall to abuse them for the fair
if I do hear one cheep,' and he draw out his peestol and say, 'Yap, you
coyotes! Let me hear you!' and there is such silence that one may hear
his heart. Then Señor Holton say to me, 'Pedro, this is bad business.
Mind the store the best you can--I must ride. If they come at you h'run
away--I do not care for these goods, and you have spoken up like a
man.'" Pedro smote himself upon the lung with his clenched fist. "H'run
I shall not," says he. "Thees store can only be obtain by making the
es-step over my corpsey."
"Corpsey" sounded kind of frivolous for the occasion. However,
underneath all the rolling eye and fine large gestures, the sand of the
little man lay strong. I didn't understand the racket at all, but I knew
it meant business or Jim would never have taken such a stand.
"Why didn't you tell me this first, Pedro?" I asked. "I might have gone
away and left you alone."
"That was what I try to weesh," said he. "For you are young, and there
is life before you. These are b-a-a-d fallows, these; if they keel
Pedro, eet ees no harm, but you have been kin' to me, and I do not weesh
you hurt. So I say, I shall let him go; they mus' not harm Beel; and
then I feel so verree lonesome, and I think, He shall know and for
himself decide."
"Why, you darned old Guinea!" I yelled at him, "d'you suppose I'd leave
you to buck this through alone? I don't know what got into Jim not to
put some men in with you."
Pedro shrugged his shoulders. "Señor Holton had no time--what it ees,
ees emperative--and for those men, they are all mad, I think. They come
and es-swear at me, who never have done them injury--I, never! Who can
say Pedro harmed him? They only leave when you are to arrive."
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