Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
I don't know why, but suddenly it came upon me that we were stacked
against a crowd of men--I mean it came right _real_ to me, and I sat
down in a chair, limp. I never admired a man more than I did Pedro, at
that moment. There he was, the little man I so often laughed at, quietly
going about his business, waiting for a crowd to come and kill him! I
didn't mind one or two, or perhaps a few more men, so much, but the
crowd threw a crimp into me. When you learn how much bigger a coward a
crowd is, than any one man in it, you are not so troubled, but then!
Well, it was the first time I'd been right down terrified in my life,
and it was awful. I raked the sweat off my forehead, steadied myself the
best I could, and says:
"Well, Pede, we're in for it!"
"_Tiene V. razon!_" says he; "but we will to do what we can. If I live,
always shall I remember how Beel stay with me."
I've heard it said that a good example will steady you when you're
scart. Out of my personal experience I beg to differ. I got mad at Pedro
for not being frightened; and the more I thought how well he behaved,
the worse rattled I got. I sat there, in a hot chill every time I heard
a noise outdoors, till at last some sense came back to me. "This won't
do!" says I. "Here, Pede, where's the hot-water bottle?"
He handed me a bottle of brandy. I put the neck to my neck and warmed my
poor soul. Lord! but it tasted good. Dutch courage ain't on the same
shelf with real courage, but it's a durned sight better than
scart-to-death in a rumpus.
I hadn't more than time to give a "hoo" of satisfaction and put the
bottle down, when there came a running and a yelling down the road. Pede
and I jumped for the door together. The valley lay flat between the
hills, north of us, and you could see a mile to the turn in the road.
Down the road two men were running for their lives, a screeching gang
after them, peppering 'em with rocks, clubs, and what not. Also there
was the shine of knives--the shine that always sickens me. I waited for
a gun-shot, but none came. The two had fifty yards' start, and they
weren't losing it, if they could help it. As they drew nearer I could
hear remarks about Papists from the crowd. In a second I saw the
play--Brother Belknap's revolution!
That braced me. The victims ran with their arms over their heads for
protection; when one dropped his arms and raised his head to cry for
help, I recognized Tony Gonzales, the squarest, nicest man in the place.
That steadied me more yet. Fifty men to the two!
"Come on, Pedro!" I hollered. We each grabbed a pick-handle, and with
that in one hand and a gun in the other, we went to the door.
"Beel," says Pedro, "let us to remain here. They cannot be hurt now, for
they run verree fas'. The es-store is a fort. If we stay, we do better."
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