Plato's American Republic : $b Done out of the originalWoodruff, Douglas
Philosophy
Plato's American Republic : $b Done out of the original
Woodruff, Douglas
United States -- Civilization
‘Why, yes,’ I said, ‘and it is my belief that the present state of
affairs cannot endure and that to park will soon be beyond the wit of
any save a true philosopher, who will guard his place by his presence
upon it night and day. So did Diogenes preserve his claim to the spot
where he parked his tub. For the truth can be considered in any place,
as I observed to the traffic-policemen in New York, who objected to my
examination of Glaucon in Broadway. But for the ordinary Americans,
I think, there is no solution except the abolition of offices and
the transaction of all business in cars. They will equip their cars
as offices and drive from their homes to the market-place. These
car-offices will enjoy all the space that is at present filled with
buildings. When their cars are so fitted as to take all the papers of
their business, they can work freely on the journeys out and home,
dictating to their clerks as they go. Nor will it much surprise me if
the private home is abolished to give place to the residential car
so that the American soul may find a final happiness, and men may be
born in cars and live and wed and die in them, and be cremated in the
engine, without ever having to put a foot on the ground. And so will
arise a new race to take the place of the centaurs of old. For, as the
centaurs were half men and half horses, so will these be half men and
half motor-cars. And it would seem that of such a race the natural
sustenance would be alcohol. So, at least, the future appears to me, or
do you not think so, Agathon?’
‘No’, he said.
‘Well,’ I replied, ‘you may be right. It may happen that everybody
will be run over in the next few years, which will disprove all our
prophecies and speculations.’
‘Yes,’ he said, ‘that is much more likely.’
‘But I think,’ I continued, ‘that we will say that whether or not the
Americans remain in their cars, we for our part will have nothing to do
with them, but rather regard them as a vexatious interruption of right
living, and in particular as a great distraction in the search for
truth. And we will refuse to sit ourselves down as the Americans love
to do and start the machinery and follow whithersoever the car leads.
For do you notice how we have wandered out of our course, as generally
happens with these machines, and have quite forgotten the original
thread of our discourse and the question why the Americans worship this
strange god Progress, making an incantation of the name and chanting it
as if it were an explanation of the way they spend their lives?’
‘Well, Socrates,’ said Agathon, ‘most gods are strange, and if they
were not strange we should be doubtful if they were gods.’
‘True,’ I said, ‘but there is a strangeness which helps the divine
part of the soul and a strangeness which oppresses it. If we consider
the past fortunes of America we shall see how the worship of theirs
grew up. And, to begin with, are not the Americans right when they say
that theirs is a great country?’
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