No, no, not at all. Let me see. Sometimes, oh very rarely, but just
sometimes, I’ve thought if you could be a little tidier—not drop
everything about, anywhere; and then sometimes, since you’re asking me,
if I could know within an hour or so when you are coming to meals it
would be a little more convenient, in the housekeeping, you know. I mean,
of course, nicer for you; I don’t mind. That’s all I can think of—and of
course I wouldn’t have said anything unless you’d asked. Oh, Hugh, I’m
afraid I’ve been unkind. Have I? Oh do say I haven’t! It doesn’t matter
much about the meals, truly it doesn’t; just on your account, that’s all.
HUGH.
Always on my account! Always fussing about me! Good Lord! haven’t you
got any opinions of your own? Don’t you ever think of anything more
interesting than what to get for my dinner? Great Scott!
ANNABELLE.
But, Hugh, it makes me so happy to think about what you’d like for your
dinner! I know I have lots of faults, yes, of course I must have, but I
do try to be a good housekeeper, and I think I am. What other faults have
I got?
HUGH.
Hm! Faults! I guess perhaps it’s your virtues, then! There are too many
of them. They stick out all over you like pins on the pink pin-cushion in
the guest-room. In the first place, I’d like to know why you don’t grow
old. You’re too darn good-looking. You’re just as soft and pink and white
and dimpled as when I married you ten years ago. It’s outrageous!
[_ANNABELLE picks up the frock and purrs softly up at him with
an adoring smile._]
ANNABELLE.
Go on.
HUGH.
In the second place, you make me too damn comfortable. My clothes are
always brushed and laid out just right. If I don’t want to dress, they
vanish. Dinner is always ready any time, hot and delicious and too much
of it! Other people’s cooks leave, but ours are marvels and stick.
There’s never a sound in the house when I’m composing or practising. I
never know when the piano-tuner comes, but the piano is always perfect.
You never ask for more allowance, and the children never howl. But
what—what about me? It’s awful! I’m getting fat! And my music! It’s
getting fat, too. It waddles and clucks and cackles like a stuffed goose.
And my soul, it’s growing fat—too fat to soar. Oh, it’s killing me—it’s
killing me!
ANNABELLE.
[_Taking all the pins out of her mouth._]
Hugh! are you serious? I think your music is perfectly beautiful. You
know I do.
HUGH.
Perfectly serious. I’m stifled, I tell you. I’m gasping for air. You
smother me with comfort and ease and adoration. I’m dying of it, and,
what’s worse, the heart, the core, the essence of me, the music I might
have written! It’s dead too! Oh, it’s awful, awful! [_He paces the room
like a caged tiger._]
ANNABELLE.
[_Watching him for a while._]
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