[_Smiling._] I have a very nice house in Portman Square. LADY FREDERICK. [_Surprised._] Really? CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. And I'm thinking of going into Parliament at the next election. LADY FREDERICK. It appears to be a very delightful pastime to govern the British nation, dignified without being laborious. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. Lady Frederick, although I've been in the service I have rather a good head for business, and I hate beating about the bush. I wanted to ask you to marry me. LADY FREDERICK. It's nice of you not to make a fuss about it. I'm very much obliged but I'm afraid I can't. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. Why not? LADY FREDERICK. Well, you see, I don't know you. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. We could spend the beginning of our married life so usefully in making one another's acquaintance. LADY FREDERICK. It would be rather late in the day then to come to the conclusion that we couldn't bear the sight of one another. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. Shall I send my banker's book so that you may see that my antecedents are respectable and my circumstances--such as to inspire affection. LADY FREDERICK. I have no doubt it would be very interesting--but not to me. [_She makes as if to go._ CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. Ah, don't go yet. Won't you give me some reason? LADY FREDERICK. If you insist. I'm not in the least in love with you. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. D'you think that much matters? LADY FREDERICK. You're a friend of Gerald's, and he says you're a very good sort. But I really can't marry every one that Gerald rather likes. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. He said he'd put in a good word for me. LADY FREDERICK. If I ever marry again it shall be to please myself, not to please my brother. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. I hope I shall induce you to alter your mind. LADY FREDERICK. I'm afraid I can give you no hope of that. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. You know, when I determine to do a thing, I generally do it. LADY FREDERICK. That sounds very like a threat. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. You may take it as such if you please. LADY FREDERICK. And you've made up your mind that you're going to marry me? CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. Quite. LADY FREDERICK. Well, I've made up mine that you shan't. So we're quits. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. Why don't you talk to your brother about it? LADY FREDERICK. Because it's no business of his. CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. Isn't it? Ask him! LADY FREDERICK. What do you mean by that? CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE. Ask him? Good-night. LADY FREDERICK. Good-night. [_He goes out._ LADY FREDERICK _goes to the French window that leads to the terrace and calls_.] Gerald! GERALD. Hulloa! [_He appears and comes into the room._ LADY FREDERICK. Did you know that Captain Montgomerie was going to propose to me? GERALD. Yes. LADY FREDERICK. Is there any reason why I should marry him? GERALD. Only that I owe him nine hundred pounds. LADY FREDERICK. [_Aghast._] Oh, why didn't you tell me? GERALD.