You dear creature. That's one advantage of Monte Carlo, one meets all one's friends. Do you know Mr. Fouldes? This is Madame Claude, an artist, my dear Paradine, a real artist. MADAME CLAUDE. [_Grimly._] I'm pleased that your ladyship should think so. FOULDES. How d'you do. LADY FREDERICK. Now, this gown. Look, look, look. In this skirt there's genius, _mon cher_. In the way it hangs my whole character is expressed. Observe the fullness of it, that indicates those admirable virtues which make me an ornament to Society, while the frill at the bottom just suggests those foibles--you can hardly call them faults--which add a certain grace and interest to my personality. And the flounce. Paradine, I beseech you to look at it carefully. I would sooner have designed this flounce than won the Battle of Waterloo. MADAME CLAUDE. Your ladyship is very kind. LADY FREDERICK. Not at all, not at all. You remember that rose chiffon. I wore it the other day, and the dear Archduchess came up to me and said: "My dear, my dear." I thought she was going to have a fit. But when she recovered she kissed me on both cheeks and said: "Lady Frederick, you have a dressmaker worth her weight in gold." You heard her, Paradine, didn't you? FOULDES. You forget that I only arrived last night. LADY FREDERICK. Of course. How stupid of me. She'll be perfectly delighted to hear that you're in Monte Carlo. But I shall have to break it to her gently. MADAME CLAUDE. [_Unmoved._] I'm sorry to intrude upon your ladyship. LADY FREDERICK. Now what are you talking about? If you hadn't come to see me I should never have forgiven you. MADAME CLAUDE. I wanted to have a little talk with your ladyship. LADY FREDERICK. Oh, but I hope we shall have many little talks. Have you brought your motor down? MADAME CLAUDE. Yes. LADY FREDERICK. That's charming. You shall take me for a drive in it every day. I hope you're going to stay some time. MADAME CLAUDE. That depends on circumstances, Lady Frederick. I 'ave a little business to do here. LADY FREDERICK. Then let me give you one warning--don't gamble. MADAME CLAUDE. Oh, no, my lady. I gamble quite enough in my business as it is. I never know when my customers will pay their bills--if ever. LADY FREDERICK. [_Slightly taken aback._] Ha, ha, ha. FOULDES. [_With a deep guffaw._] Ho, ho, ho. LADY FREDERICK. Isn't she clever? I must tell that to the Archduchess. She'll be so amused. Ha, ha, ha, ha. The dear Archduchess, you know she loves a little joke. You must really meet her. Will you come and lunch? I know you'd hit it off together. MADAME CLAUDE. [_More genially._] That's very kind of your ladyship. LADY FREDERICK. My dear, you know perfectly well that I've always looked upon you as one of my best friends. Now who shall we have? There's you and me and the Archduchess. Then I'll ask Lord Mereston. MADAME CLAUDE. The Marquess of Mereston, Lady Frederick? LADY FREDERICK. Yes. And Mr. Fouldes, his uncle.