SIR WEBLEY: Well now, about those plays. I don't say we've absolute proof that the man's entirely hopeless. We must be sure of our ground. NEEKS: Yes, quite so. TRUNDLEBEN: Oh, I'm afraid Sir Webley, they're very bad indeed. There are some quite unfortunate--er--references in them. SIR WEBLEY: So I should have supposed. So I should have supposed. NEEKS: Yes, yes, of course. TRUNDLEBEN: For instance, in that play about that funny ship--I have a list of the characters here--and I'm afraid, well--er,--er you see for yourself. (_Hands paper._) You see that is, I am afraid, in very bad taste, Sir Webley. SIR WEBLEY: Certainly, Trundleben, certainly. Very bad indeed. NEEKS (_peering_): Er--er, what is it, Sir Webley? SIR WEBLEY (_pointing_): That, you see. NEEKS: A--a drunken butler! But most regrettable. SIR WEBLEY: A very deserving class. A--a quite gratuitous slight. I don't say you mightn't see one drunken butler ... TRUNDLEBEN: Quite so. NEEKS: Yes, of course. SIR WEBLEY: But to put it boldly on a programme like that is practically tantamount to implying that all butlers are drunken. TRUNDLEBEN: Which is by no means true. SIR WEBLEY: There would naturally be a protest of some sort, and to have a member of the Olympus mixed up with a controversy like that would be--er--naturally--er--most ... TRUNDLEBEN: Yes, of course, Sir Webley. SIR WEBLEY: And then of course, if he does a thing like that once ... NEEKS: There are probably other lapses just as deplorable. TRUNDLEBEN: I haven't gone through his whole list, Sir Webley. I often feel about these modern writers that perhaps the less one looks the less one will find that might be, er ... SIR WEBLEY: Yes, quite so. NEEKS: That is certainly true. SIR WEBLEY: Well, we can't wade all through his list of characters to see if they are all suitable to be represented on a stage. TRUNDLEBEN: Oh no, Sir Webley, quite impossible; there are--there are--I might say--hundreds of them. SIR WEBLEY: Good gracious! He must have been wasting his time a great deal. TRUNDLEBEN: Oh, a great deal, Sir Webley. SIR WEBLEY: But we shall have to go further into this. We can't have ... NEEKS: I see Mr. Gleek sitting over there, Sir Webley. SIR WEBLEY: Why, yes, yes, so he is. NEEKS: The _Banner and Evening Gazette_ would know all about him if there's anything to know. SIR WEBLEY: Yes, of course they would. NEEKS: If we were to ask him. SIR WEBLEY: Well, Trundleben, you may leave it to us. Mr. Neeks and I will talk it all over and see what's to be done. TRUNDLEBEN: Thank you, Sir Webley. I'm really very sorry it all happened--very sorry indeed. SIR WEBLEY: Very well, Trundleben, we'll see what's to be done. If nothing's known of him and his plays, you'll have to write and request him to withdraw his candidature. But we'll see. We'll see. TRUNDLEBEN: Thank you, Sir Webley. I'm sure I'm very sorry it all occurred. Thank you, Mr. Neeks. [_Exit_ TRUNDLEBEN, _waddling slowly away._