Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
_Wor._ Ha! What's here? my old Mistress, and so close, I'faith! I wou'd
not spoil her Sport for the Universe.
[_He retires._
_Ber._ O Ged----Now do I pray to Heaven, [_Exit ~Loveless~ running._]
with all my Heart and Soul, that the Devil in Hell may take me, if
ever----I was better pleas'd in my Life--This Man has bewitch'd
me, that's certain. [_Sighing._] Well, I am condemn'd, but, Thanks
to Heaven, I feel myself each Moment more and more prepar'd for my
Execution--Nay, to that degree, I don't perceive I have the least fear
of Dying. No, I find, let the Executioner be but a Man, and there's
nothing will suffer with more Resolution than a Woman. Well, I never
had but one Intrigue yet: But I confess I long to have another. Pray
Heaven it end as the first did tho', that we may both grow weary at a
time; for 'tis a melancholy thing for Lovers to outlive one another.
_Enter ~Worthy~._
_Wor._ [_Aside._] This Discovery's a lucky one, I hope to make a happy
use on't. That Gentlewoman there is no Fool; so I shall be able to make
her understand her Interest. [_To_ Ber.] Your Servant, Madam; I need
not ask you how you do, you have got so good a Colour.
_Ber._ No better than I us'd to have, I suppose.
_Wor._ A little more Blood in your Cheeks.
_Ber._ The Weather's hot.
_Wor._ If it were not, a Woman may have a Colour.
_Ber._ What do you mean by that?
_Wor._ Nothing.
_Ber._ Why do you smile then?
_Wor._ Because the Weather's hot.
_Ber._ You'll never leave roguing, I see that.
_Wor._ [_Putting his Finger to his Nose._] You'll never leave----I see
that.
_Ber._ Well, I can't imagine what you drive at. Pray tell me what you
mean?
_Wor._ Do you tell me, it's the same thing.
_Ber._ I can't.
_Wor._ Guess!
_Ber._ I shall guess wrong.
_Wor._ Indeed you won't.
_Ber._ Psha! either tell, or let it alone.
_Wor._ Nay, rather than let it alone, I will tell. But first I must put
you in mind that, after what has past 'twixt you and I, very few things
ought to be Secrets between us.
_Ber._ Why what Secrets do we hide? I know of none.
_Wor._ Yes, there are two; one I have hid from you, and t'other
you wou'd hide from me. You are fond of _Loveless_, which I have
discover'd; and I am fond of his Wife----
_Ber._ Which I have discover'd.
_Wor._ Very well; now I confess your Discovery to be true, what do you
say to mine?
_Ber._ Why, I confess----I wou'd swear 'twere false, if I thought you
were Fool enough to believe me.
_Wor._ Now am I almost in Love with you again. Nay, I don't know but
I might be quite so, had I made one short Campaign with _Amanda_.
Therefore, if you find 'twould tickle your Vanity, to bring me down
once more to your Lure, e'en help me quickly to dispatch her Business,
that I may have nothing else to do, but to apply myself to yours.
_Ber._ Do you then think, Sir, I am old enough to be a Bawd?
_Wor._ No, but I think you are wise enough to----
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