Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Aml._ Sure, Mrs. _Flippanta_, you think to make a fool of me.
_Flip._ No, the Devil fetch me if I do----You shall have a diamond
necklace in pawn.
_Aml._ O ho, a pawn! That's another case. And when must she have this
money?
_Flip._ In a quarter of an hour.
_Aml._ Say no more. Bring the necklace to my house, it shall be ready
for you.
_Flip._ I'll be with you in a moment.
_Aml._ Adieu, Mrs. _Flippanta_.
_Flip._ Adieu, Mrs. _Amlet_.
[_Exit ~Amlet~._
_Flippanta ~sola~._
So----this ready money will make us all happy. This spring will set our
basset going, and that's a wheel will turn twenty others. My Lady's
young and handsome; she'll have a dozen intrigues upon her hands,
before she has been twice at her prayers. So much the better; the more
the grist, the richer the miller. Sure never wench got into so hopeful
a place: Here's a fortune to be sold, a mistress to be debauched, and
a master to be ruin'd. If I don't feather my nest, and get a good
husband, I deserve to die both a maid and a beggar.
[Exeunt.
+ACT+ II.
+SCENE+, _Mr._ Gripe's _House_.
_Enter ~Clarissa~ and ~Dick~._
_Clar._ What in the name of dulness is the matter with you, Colonel?
you are as studious as a crack'd chymist.
_Dick._ My head, Madam, is full of your husband.
_Clar._ The worst furniture for a head in the universe.
_Dick._ I am thinking of his passion for your friend _Araminta_.
_Clar._ Passion!----Dear Colonel, give it a less violent name.
_Enter ~Brass~._
_Dick._ Well, Sir, what want you?
_Brass._ The affair I told you of goes ill. [_To ~Dick~, aside._]
There's an action out.
_Dick_. The Devil there is!
_Clar._ What news brings _Brass_?
_Dick._ Before Gad I cannot tell, Madam; the dog will never speak out.
My Lord what-d'ye-call him waits, for me at my lodging: Is not that it?
_Brass._ Yes, Sir.
_Dick._ Madam, I ask your pardon.
_Clar._ Your servant, Sir.
[_Exeunt ~Dick~ and ~Brass~._
_Jessamin!_
[_She sits down._
_Enter ~Jessamin~._
_Jes._ Madam.
_Clar._ Where's _Corinna_? Call her to me, if her father han't lock'd
her up: I want her company.
_Jes._ Madam, her guitar-master is with her.
_Clar._ Psha! she's taken up with her impertinent Guitar-Man.
_Flippanta_ stays an age with that old fool, Mrs. _Amlet_. And
_Araminta_, before she can come abroad, is so long a placing her
coquet-patch, that I must be a year without company. How insupportable
is a moment's uneasiness to a woman of spirit and pleasure!
_Enter ~Flippanta~._
_Clar._ O, art thou come at last? Pr'ythee, _Flippanta_, learn to move
a little quicker, thou know'st how impatient I am.
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