Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Lady _Head._ Colonel, you are one with us, are you not?
Lady _Ara._ O, I'll answer for him, he'll be out at nothing.
_Capt._ In a facetious way; he is the politest person; he will lose
his money to the ladies so civilly, and will win theirs with so much
good breeding; and he will be so modest to 'em before company, and so
impudent to 'em in a dark corner. Ha! colonel!
Lady _Head._ So I found him, I'm sure, last night----Mercy on me, an
ounce of virtue less than I had, and Sir _Francis_ had been undone.
_Capt._ Colonel, I smoke you.
_Col._ And a fine character you give the ladies of me, to help me.
_Capt._ I give 'em just the character of you they like, modest and
brave. Come, ladies, to business; look to your money, every woman her
hand upon her purse.
Miss _Betty._ Here's mine, captain.
_Capt._ O the little soft velvet one--and it's as full--Come, Lady
Blowse, rattle your dice and away with 'em.
Lady _Ara._ Six----at all----five to six----Five----Eight----at all
again----Nine to eight----Nine----
_Enter Sir ~Francis~, and stands gazing at 'em._
Seven's the main----at all for ever.
[_Throws out._
Miss _Betty._ Now, mama, let's see what you can do.
[_Lady ~Headpiece~ takes the box._
Lady _Head._ Well, I'll warrant you, daughter----
Miss _Betty._ If you do, I'll follow a good example.
Lady _Head._ Eight's the main----don't spare me, gentlemen, I fear you
not----have at you all----seven to eight----seven.
_Capt._ Eight, Lady, eight----Five pounds if you please.
Lady _Ara._ Three, kinswoman.
_Col._ Two, Madam.
Miss _Betty._ And one for Miss, Mama----and now let's see what I can
do. [_Aside._] If I should win enough this morning to buy me another
new gown--O bless me! there they go----seven----come, captain, set me
boldly, I want to be at a handful.
_Capt._ There's two for you, miss.
Miss _Betty._ I'll at 'em, tho' I die for't.
Sir _Fran._ Ah, my poor child, take care.
[_Runs to stop the throw._
Miss _Betty._ There.
_Capt._ Out--twenty pound], young lady.
Sir _Fran._ False dice, Sir.
_Capt._ False dice, Sir? I scorn your words----twenty pounds, Madam.
Miss _Betty._ Undone, undone!
Sir _Fran._ She shan't pay you a farthing, Sir; I won't have miss
cheated.
_Capt._ Cheated, Sir?
Lady _Head._ What do you mean, Sir _Francis_, to disturb the company,
and abuse the gentleman thus?
Sir _Fran._ I mean to be in a passion.
Lady _Head._ And why will you be in a passion, Sir _Francis_?
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