Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Lord _Town._ Indeed, Sir, you shall not: You will oblige me, if you
speak out; for it was upon this head, I wanted to see you.
_Man._ Why, then, my Lord, since you oblige me to proceed----if that
were my case----I believe I should certainly sleep in another house.
Lady _Grace._ How do you mean?
_Man._ Only a compliment, Madam.
Lady _Grace._ A compliment!
_Man._ Yes, Madam, in rather turning myself out of doors than her.
Lady _Grace._ Don't you think that would be going too far?
_Man._ I don't know but it might, Madam; for in strict justice, I think
she ought rather to go than I.
Lady _Grace._ This is new doctrine, Mr. _Manly_.
_Man._ As old, Madam, as _Love_, _Honour_, and _Obey_! When a woman
will stop at nothing that's wrong, why should a man balance any thing
that's right.
Lady _Grace._ Bless me, but this is fomenting things--
_Man._ Fomentations, Madam, are sometimes necessary to dispel rumours;
tho' I don't directly advise my Lord to do this----This is only what,
upon the same provocation, I would do myself.
Lady _Grace._ Ay! ay! You would do! Batchelors wives, indeed, are
finely governed.
_Man._ If the married mens were as well----I am apt to think we should
not see so many mutual plagues taking the air, in separate coaches!
Lady _Grace._ Well! but suppose it was your own case; would you part
with a wife because she now and then stays out, in the best company?
Lord _Town._ Well said, Lady _Grace_! come, stand up for the privilege
of your sex! This is like to be a warm debate! I shall edify.
_Man._ Madam, I think a wife, after midnight, has no occasion to be in
better company than her husband; and that frequent unreasonable hours
make the best company----the worst company she can fall into.
Lady _Grace._ But if people of condition are to keep company with one
another; how is it possible to be done unless one conforms to their
hours?
_Man._ I can't find that any woman's good breeding obliges her to
conform to other people's vices.
Lord _Town._ I doubt, child, we are got a little on the wrong side of
the question.
Lady _Grace._ Why so, my Lord? I can't think the case so bad, as Mr.
_Manly_ states it----People of quality are not ty'd down to the rules
of those, who have their fortunes to make.
_Man._ No people, Madam, are above being ty'd down to some rules, that
have fortunes to lose.
Lady _Grace._ Pooh! I'm sure, if you were to take my side of the
argument, you would be able to say something more for it.
Lord _Town._ Well, what say you to that, _Manly_?
_Man._ Why, 'troth, my Lord, I have something to say.
Lady _Grace._ Ay! that I would be glad to hear, now!
Lord _Town._ Out with it!
_Man._ Then in one word, this, my Lord, I have often thought that the
mis-conduct of my Lady has, in a great measure, been owing to your
Lordship's treatment of her.
Lady _Grace._ Bless me!
Lord _Town._ My treatment!
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