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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Man._ Ay, my Lord, you so idoliz'd her before marriage, that you even
indulg'd her like a mistress, after it; In short, you continued the
lover, when you should have taken up the husband.
Lady _Grace._ O frightful! this is worse than t'other! can a husband
love a wife too well!
_Man._ As easy, Madam, as a wife may love her husband too little.
Lord _Town._ So! you two are never like to agree, I find.
Lady _Grace._ Don't be positive, brother;----I am afraid we are both of
a mind already. [_Aside._] And do you, at this rate, ever intend to be
married, Mr. _Manly_?
_Man._ Never, Madam; 'till I can meet a woman that likes my doctrine.
Lady _Grace._ 'Tis pity but your mistress should hear it.
_Man._ Pity me, Madam, when I marry the woman that won't hear it.
Lady _Grace._ I think, at least, he can't say that's me.
[_Aside._
_Man._ And so, my Lord, by giving her more power than was needful, she
has none where she wants it; having such entire possession of you, she
is not mistress of herself! And, mercy on us! how many fine womens
heads have been turn'd upon the same occasion!
Lord _Town._ O _Manly_! 'tis too true! there's the source of my
disquiet! she knows and has abused her power: Nay, I am still so weak
(with shame I speak it) 'tis not an hour ago, that in the midst of my
impatience--I gave her another bill for five hundred to throw away.
_Man._ Well----my Lord! to let you see I am sometimes upon the side
of good nature, I won't absolutely blame you; for the greater your
indulgence, the more you have to reproach her with.
Lady _Grace._ Ay, Mr. _Manly_! here now, I begin to come in with you:
Who knows, my Lord, you may have a good account of your kindness!
_Man._ That, I am afraid, we had not best depend upon: But since you
have had so much patience, my Lord, even go on with it a day or two
more; and upon her Ladyship's next sally, be a little rounder in your
expostulation; if that don't work--drop her some cool hints of a
determin'd reformation, and leave her----to breakfast upon 'em.
Lord _Town._ You are perfectly right! how valuable is a friend, in our
anxiety!
_Man._ Therefore to divert that, my Lord, I beg for the present, we may
call another cause.
Lady _Grace._ Ay, for goodness sake let's have done with this.
Lord _Town._ With all my heart.
Lady _Grace._ Have you no news abroad, Mr. _Manly_?
_Man._ _A propos_----I have some, Madam; and I believe, my Lord, as
extraordinary in its kind----
Lord _Town._ Pray let's have it.
_Man._ Do you know that your country neighbour, and my wise kinsman,
Sir _Francis Wronghead_, is coming to town with his whole family?
Lord _Town._ The fool! what can be his business here?
_Man._ Oh! of the last importance, I'll assure you--No less than the
business of the nation.
Lord _Town._ Explain!
_Man._ He has carried his election----against Sir _John Worthland_.
Lord _Town._ The Deuce! what! for----for----
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