Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second — John Shaqi
Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Flip._ I spoil you! He's an unworthy man to give you such ill
impressions of a woman of my honour.
_Cor._ Nay, never take it to heart, _Flippanta_, for I don't believe a
word he says. But he does so plague me with his continual scolding, I'm
almost weary of my life.
_Flip._ Why, what is't he finds fault with?
_Cor._ Nay, I don't know, for I never mind him; when he has babbled for
two hours together, methinks I have heard a mill going, that's all. It
does not at all change my opinion, _Flippanta_, it only makes my head
ache.
_Flip._ Nay, if you can bear it so, you are not to be pity'd so much as
I thought.
_Cor._ Not pity'd! Why is it not a miserable thing, such a young
creature as I am should be kept in perpetual solitude, with no
other company but a parcel of old fumbling masters to teach me
geography, arithmetic, philosophy, and a thousand useless things. Fine
entertainment, indeed, for a young maid at sixteen! methinks one's time
might be better employ'd.
_Flip._ Those things will improve your wit.
_Cor._ Fiddle-faddle; han't I wit enough already? My mother-in-law has
learn'd none of this trumpery, and is not she as happy as the day is
long?
_Flip._ Then you envy her, I find?
_Cor._ And well I may. Does she not do what she has a mind to, in spite
of her husband's teeth?
_Flip._ Look you there now [_Aside._] if she has not already conceived
that, as the supreme blessing of life.
_Cor._ I'll tell you what, _Flippanta_, if my mother-in-law would but
stand by me a little, and encourage me, and let me keep her company,
I'd rebel against my father to-morrow, and throw all my books in the
fire. Why, he can't touch a groat of my portion; do you know that,
_Flippanta_?
_Flip._ So----I shall spoil her. [_Aside._] Pray heaven the girl don't
debauch me.
_Cor._ Look you: In short, he may think what he pleases, he may think
himself wise: but thoughts are free, and I may think in my turn. I'm
but a girl, 'tis true, and a fool too, if you believe him; but let him
know, a foolish girl may make a wise man's heart ache; so he had as
good be quiet--Now it's out----
_Flip._ Very well, I love to see a young woman have spirit, it's a sign
she'll come to something.
_Cor._ Ah, _Flippanta_, if you wou'd but encourage me, you'll find me
quite another thing. I'm a devilish girl in the bottom; I wish you'd
but let me make one amongst you.
_Flip._ That never can be, 'till you are marry'd. Come, examine your
Strength a little. Do you think, you durst venture upon a husband?
_Cor._ A husband! Why a--if you wou'd but encourage me. Come,
_Flippanta_, be a true friend now. I'll give you advice, when I have
got a little more experience. Do you in your very conscience and soul
think I am old enough to be marry'd?
_Flip._ Old enough! Why you are sixteen, are you not?
_Cor._ Sixteen! I am sixteen, two months, and odd days, woman. I keep
an exact account.
_Flip._ The duce you are!
_Cor._ Why do you then truly and sincerely think I am old enough?
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